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Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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krushr 3

So would you say you're short on cash now?

perdix 31

Did he point the gun at you and say, "Stick 'em down?"

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meteacher 2

bull sh*t

I_R_Genius 3

Brings a whole new meaning to the saying "getting the short end of the stick."

AmericanRedcoat 6

that's so lame it's funny. ^_^

EvilSpirt 5

I think the real story is OP went to a carnival because they have midgets and they rip you off...

lovecraft93 0

to the people with the "they're called little people comments" little people is more offensive and condescending to those who are vertically challenged. Plus, the disease is known as "primordial dwarfism" so dwarf would be the more politically correct. Seriously, would you like to be called a little person?

jessthebest3 0

I would prefer being called little person... since I am one...

jessthebest3 0

Oh and, while you think you know everything, primordial is only ONE type. There are many different types... dumbass

rynoguy 0

I think if I had to be mugged I would want a midget to do it

babyale760 0

don't call them midgets. they're teeny people. :)

headbanger08 0

did he have a step ladder with him?

comedychick 1

lol! that reminded me so much of little man

jordanprodigy023 0

You couldve just threw him/her

OldMrFranklin 0

I thought oompa loompas were nice¿