insomnitude
United States
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
irony, huh?
Alexa, play "Ironic" by Alanis Morrissette
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
mugged
United States
Mystery
Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
Username
United States
Today, I got mugged in broad daylight, in a park, by a teenage girl. To top it off, I'm a grown man. FML
evil Santa
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Solon, United States
Tis the season…
Today, I was mugged by a guy in a Santa suit. FML
Tanner
United States
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
macguy
Quezon City, Philippines
Today, I got mugged. For my Big Mac. What the fuck? FML
Anonymous
Iowa Park, United States
Today, I got mugged by a fake hooker. FML
Chance115
Today, my knee was dislocated. At a haunted house. By a midget. FML
woofwoof
Izmir, Turkey
Unattack dog
Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML
Top comments
krushr 3
So would you say you're short on cash now?
perdix 31
Did he point the gun at you and say, "Stick 'em down?"
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Comments (168)
yusaku02 20
YDI for not running away, there is no reason a normal person in decent shape could not outrun a midget
perrino123 0
i mean cuz midgets arent badass enough for guns
risewith 0
should have kneed him in the face
assassing0d 0
its a small enough life
dcioth 0
mugging.... so easy a midget can do it
sonic19951 6
Dont call them midgets!!! theyre tiny ppl.
salooty 0
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha I could just imagine that xD fyl
XxICEW0LFxX 0
why you discriminating ,asshole?
travmankungfu 0
Gimme yer money or I'll blow yer knee cap off. U GOT ROBBED BY A MIDGET!!!!?!?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAhaha
kialuvsyoo 3
Just because he's short doesn't mean he should be any less capable of mugging you.
Dookeymuffin 0
well they are at pocket height!