Anonymous
Iowa Park, United States
Today, I got mugged by a fake hooker. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
irony, huh?
Alexa, play "Ironic" by Alanis Morrissette
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
insomnitude
United States
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
Tanner
United States
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
chili
No one is safe
Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
alo1434
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Great timing
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML
Starving Ultimatum
United States
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
j4
United Kingdom
Today, my date mugged me, just minutes after I paid our bill at the restaurant. FML
Top comments
fknhoe 16
Guess she got you hook line & sinker
AyeJay101 25
Fake hooker: flirts with you, asks for money in exchange for services, takes you to a place, takes money and runs without service while you're left without pants.
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Comments (46)
fknhoe 16
Guess she got you hook line & sinker
oreoeater 21
I'm speechless, and I can't tell if it's because I'm impressed or depressed
MidnaLink 35
One question comes to mind; why would you want to fake being a hooker?
shay_serendipity 29
Apparently one reason is to mug people.
MikaykayUnicorn 36
Do you realize how much hookers make?
BananEnigma 24
Oh my. Were you trying to get a date with her when she did this...? ;P
arano 29
How do you know she was a fake hooker? Maybe it was a real hooker and she just happens to be a thief as well.
Klosekiller 17
My question is.... How did you know she was a fake hooker?
Magnoxidans 19
What is a fake hooker OP? Did you proposition her for paid sex and then she mugged you? Maybe she just saw an easy opportunity to make money without having to have sex with a stranger..
team_garra 8
At least she wasn't a real hooker!
Kitouran 30
I feel like that's what OP was going for.
AyeJay101 25
Fake hooker: flirts with you, asks for money in exchange for services, takes you to a place, takes money and runs without service while you're left without pants.
EternallyNordic 6
Well, the process goes "Take her somewhere, her services are performed, you pay her, she leaves"
Ruskiy_Cherep 18
Well were u tryna find a hooker cuz if so u kinda had that coming
RageWolf16 31
I'd love to hear the full story behind this one.
YourGrammarSucks 12
Me too. I kinda feel like the OP only got mugged as a direct result of looking for a "real" hooker.