macguy
Quezon City, Philippines
Today, I got mugged. For my Big Mac. What the fuck? FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
irony, huh?
Alexa, play "Ironic" by Alanis Morrissette
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML
Aaron
United States
Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars I had on my meal. As I began to walk back to my dorm, I was mugged. I explained to them I had no money, so they stole my food. FML
Tanner
United States
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
insomnitude
United States
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I was mugged. Not for a laptop, cell phone or money, but for the cupcake I was eating. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
chilegrande
United States
Today, I was mugged while on my way to the bookstore. I'd saved up for months to make a mega-purchase of study materials for my major, only for it to be taken away in a few seconds by some lowlife thug. FML
Username
United States
Today, I got mugged in broad daylight, in a park, by a teenage girl. To top it off, I'm a grown man. FML
Top comments
FrozenMusic 26
I bet you're not lovin' it
J352SAURUS 30
Well that's not a very happy meal. What a McJerk. People will steal anything, I swear. Sorry about that OP.
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Comments (38)
noamoa9 20
desperate times call for desperate measures
nonsensical 26
Yeah you've got to be desperate to steal some McDonald's, of all things.
Lalala579121 28
Hungry people gotta eat.
cuz803 46
stealing ain't the right way to get it
ohSNAPyall 27
Sounds like they were desperate.
fit_girl_swag 12
At least they only took your Big Mac! I'd consider that a pretty damn good day haha
syki 22
Could've been worse. Could've been a McGangbang.
Dilexar 26
i love how this reply got more likes than the original comment XD
132ikl 11
ecks dee!
J352SAURUS 30
Well that's not a very happy meal. What a McJerk. People will steal anything, I swear. Sorry about that OP.
FrozenMusic 26
I bet you're not lovin' it
Deadpixelator 10
Haha
Exodiafinder687 58
The Hamburglar strikes again.
RichardPencil 32
Lettuce assume you were pretty cheesed about that! May the culprit gets taken away in the pattie wagon to jail where he gets pickles and special sauce between his bums!
Stripez234 16
Between his what? Please tell me, the suspense is killing me!
voncrane 23
Buns
Cow_Girl_Lilly 24
I would mug someone for their Big Mac..... Sorry bud
Soninuva 41
The Hamburglar is at at it again!
cuz803 46
What a Mcasshole