insomnitude
United States
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
irony, huh?
Alexa, play "Ironic" by Alanis Morrissette
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
mugged
United States
Mystery
Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
Username
United States
Today, I got mugged in broad daylight, in a park, by a teenage girl. To top it off, I'm a grown man. FML
evil Santa
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Solon, United States
Tis the season…
Today, I was mugged by a guy in a Santa suit. FML
Tanner
United States
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
macguy
Quezon City, Philippines
Today, I got mugged. For my Big Mac. What the fuck? FML
Anonymous
Iowa Park, United States
Today, I got mugged by a fake hooker. FML
Chance115
Today, my knee was dislocated. At a haunted house. By a midget. FML
woofwoof
Izmir, Turkey
Unattack dog
Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML
Top comments
krushr 3
So would you say you're short on cash now?
perdix 31
Did he point the gun at you and say, "Stick 'em down?"
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Comments (168)
clarissa_Gyall 0
well...how short are you? lol
Trace01m 11
You could have just tossed him out of the way
DaveOnDope 4
Wrong answer #16, you toss dwarfs, not midgets. (;
iburppeopleup 0
he jumped you! haha
getmoney87 0
you can't get jumped by one person
Alex_The_Human 2
gimli mugged your ass!
sexycountrygirl0 0
your a ******.
calbabe96 5
an ugly one
iliketurdles 7
a very ugly one. *You're - Sorry, I couldn't resist.
awesomechica1229 5
you got mugged my someone the size of a little kid? that sucks!
Doortje 30
Couldn't take him, eh?
BabyLuis 0
wow.if he was a midget u couldve ran after him.YDI lazybutt
coderedz 0
I would of punt kicked him like a football
yourmurderscenex 13
i'll have to agree with you, i also live in oklahoma and there really isn't anything going on around here.
franniedottp 8
just like in the cape