Chance115
Today, my knee was dislocated. At a haunted house. By a midget. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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insomnitude
United States
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, l was crouched on the ground in the doorway at a haunted mansion. It's part of my job here to scare the people passing by. A 12 year-old girl walked by, I grabbed her leg, and she kicked me in the face. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Stuck
Today, I found myself locked out of my house. I had to squeeze myself through a tiny window around the back. While hanging upside down, my hood fell over my head. My dog ran through to investigate the noise and ravaged me thinking I was a burglar. I then fell and broke my wrist. FML
Anthony Hathaway
Today, as I was taking the garbage out, I tripped over my own feet, causing my knee to dislocate in such a way that it shattered the back of my kneecap and fractured my femur. I guess I won't be taking the garbage out again anytime soon. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was working a haunted house. I have a really good spot where I hide and scare people. This really hot guy was walking up, and I jumped out and screamed. He punched me in the face. FML
Anonymous
Today, I actually slipped on a banana peel, cartoon-style, breaking my kneecap and dislocating my hip. I will never hear the end of this. FML
knee pain
United States
Today, I woke up in my hospital bed after having knee surgery, on the wrong knee. FML
SnappyMcOuches
That had to hurt
Today, I found out that I not only dislocated two bones in my foot, but also fractured one of those two bones and snapped the other. How did this happen? I tripped over a single stair walking from the bar to the beer garden. I didn't even get to drink anything. FML
Anonymous
France
Today, I was working as a clown (Pennywise) in a haunted maze. A bunch of drunk guys came in and started breaking props. I decided to stay still and follow through with the scare. I ended up getting kicked in a very sensitive area. The security guard just laughed. FML
frenchy
United States
Today, my friends and I go to a bar and get wasted. I walk around and see a kid. I start yelling, "There's a child in this bar! There's a CHILD in this BAR!" She turns around. She was a midget. FML
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Leeono 26
Low blow man, low blow.
RichardPencil 32
We don’t use that word anymore! It’s “little person,” you ret...*404: Page not found*
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Comments (15)
Leeono 26
Low blow man, low blow.
RichardPencil 32
We don’t use that word anymore! It’s “little person,” you ret...*404: Page not found*
pjsr 33
That’s a little scary
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Who gets the short end of the stick now?! You do!
Warmonger_Smurf 29
100% YDI! Seriously, it’s not even mid-September. Stop premature holiday decorating!!
Cali 57
Are you joking or serious? There are tons of year-round haunted houses.
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
the shortest ghosts are always the angriest
skippydoda 32
Details are needed
carlgrimes47 13
You've gone and pissed off Chucky
noodle6 5
Today in things that didn't happen. There's no haunted houses in September, way to lie for attention.
whyisitincapital 25
They have the gift of precognition; they were able to tell you were going to refer to them as a 'midget' instead of more PC terms, hence why they dislocated your knee.