insomnitude
United States
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
irony, huh?
Alexa, play "Ironic" by Alanis Morrissette
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
mugged
United States
Mystery
Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
Username
United States
Today, I got mugged in broad daylight, in a park, by a teenage girl. To top it off, I'm a grown man. FML
evil Santa
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Solon, United States
Tis the season…
Today, I was mugged by a guy in a Santa suit. FML
Tanner
United States
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
macguy
Quezon City, Philippines
Today, I got mugged. For my Big Mac. What the fuck? FML
Anonymous
Iowa Park, United States
Today, I got mugged by a fake hooker. FML
Chance115
Today, my knee was dislocated. At a haunted house. By a midget. FML
woofwoof
Izmir, Turkey
Unattack dog
Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML
Top comments
krushr 3
So would you say you're short on cash now?
perdix 31
Did he point the gun at you and say, "Stick 'em down?"
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Comments (168)
jimbob13 0
I wish that happend to me it'd be AWESOME !!!!!
shanemc1991 0
you deserve it for getting mugged by an effing midget!
Todayi 0
hahahahaha that was me sorry
mustardcat 1
maybe he needed money for mcd happy meal
xavier1623 4
Damn it. That was a low blow. I hope the midget will rise above it.
Zodiac666 0
Haha EPIC!
riley322 0
Put yo cash on the ground, cash on the ground. Lookin' like a fool wit yo cash on the ground.
EvilSpirt 5
Win^
bladomas 2
hahaha, fail
romkuglen 1
loooooool