Today, my estranged husband told me he’s sad that he lost the dog. He didn’t mention anything about losing me, his wife. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was on a field trip with my son, my husband decided to get rid of our dog without asking anyone. Now I get to pick up the pieces of a broken heart, and he thinks he did nothing wrong. FML
Today, my fiancé and I broke up, and he won't answer my calls or texts. I don't want him back; he has my dog. FML
Today, my husband and I were are fighting for custody of MY two dogs. Then I found out in court that a year into our marriage, he ran one of them over with his car and then had to get a new matching one, and didn’t tell me. He said, “I paid for it so I should keep it.” FML
Today, over the past 48 hours, my husband has ignored a dog with a broken leg, because, “It’s not our dog, so it’s not our problem,” and also ignored a young lost boy crying for his mother in Asda, because, “He’s not our son, so who cares?” I think I want a divorce. FML
Today, I learned that my husband “accidentally” let the dog out and allowed her to be eaten by an alligator because I got a male coworker, who is also a good friend of mine, a birthday present. We had an argument about our friendship, which apparently bothers him. I’d had that dog since I was a junior in high school. FML
Today, my husband's cat died. He has resorted to calling me by her name to comfort himself. FML
Today, my dog of 10 years died suddenly. My husband’s response? “At least you don’t have to buy dog food anymore." FML
Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML
Today, my husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend tried to poison my dog, all because I cheated on him. I’m getting bitched at for “breaking his heart” and “attempting to get him in trouble.” Nobody cares what he did to my dog. FML
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stickyface 17
Yes, he's estranged from you, not the dog. Why are you unclear on this?
poopface82 25
Yeah, I don’t miss my ex-wife either, but I miss the hell out of the German Shepherd I had to rehome.
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Comments (4)
poopface82 25
Yeah, I don’t miss my ex-wife either, but I miss the hell out of the German Shepherd I had to rehome.
stickyface 17
Yes, he's estranged from you, not the dog. Why are you unclear on this?
RichardPencil 32
Obviously, he knows where to find you. He just doesn't want to.
historygrad74 19
You're estranged for a reason, he apparently doesn't like you anymore.