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Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML

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krushr 3

So would you say you're short on cash now?

perdix 31

Did he point the gun at you and say, "Stick 'em down?"

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krez 20

Did he have nunchucks?

Mjfalcon 8

OP, you live in Oklahoma... nothing happens in Oklahoma anymore, especially not midgets mugging people. Fake FML, in my opinion. me being in Oklahoma where nothing happens...

testthecoal 5

I believe this is a tall tale

truehitman2010 0

maybe he had a knife or a gun guys if he ran coulda got hurt or killed.

felipe87 2

if he had a knife all op would have to do is take half a step back to be out if range and if he had a gun those midget fingers probably couldn't pull the trigger before op could drop kick him.

supernerd352 7

glock wth hair trigger. now where's ur insult now besides in the trashcan . grassblade hobo!

TempestRain 0

Bahahahahahahahaha!!! OMG! Thankyou thankyou thankyou! :)

Norther 1

midget ain't the right name. it' little people!

kingtz 6

Midget, dwarf, leprechaun, oopma loompa, gnome... OP just got mugged, I think he gets the right to call them whatever the hell he wants without having to be PC about it.

zozohearts 0

No offense, but midget jokes are the best :D but how did you get mugged by a midget?!

ImKindaABigDeal 6

Bill Cosby style! Gimme your wallet or I'll blast your kneecaps off!

Addie_O 0

what? midgets can mug too! it's that kind of surprised thinking that has gotten you robbed. Lmfaooo! sucks to be you