Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Alexa, play "Ironic" by Alanis Morrissette
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
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Unattack dog
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krushr 3
So would you say you're short on cash now?
perdix 31
Did he point the gun at you and say, "Stick 'em down?"
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Comments (168)
krez 20
Did he have nunchucks?
Mjfalcon 8
OP, you live in Oklahoma... nothing happens in Oklahoma anymore, especially not midgets mugging people. Fake FML, in my opinion. me being in Oklahoma where nothing happens...
testthecoal 5
I believe this is a tall tale
truehitman2010 0
maybe he had a knife or a gun guys if he ran coulda got hurt or killed.
felipe87 2
if he had a knife all op would have to do is take half a step back to be out if range and if he had a gun those midget fingers probably couldn't pull the trigger before op could drop kick him.
supernerd352 7
glock wth hair trigger. now where's ur insult now besides in the trashcan . grassblade hobo!
TempestRain 0
Bahahahahahahahaha!!! OMG! Thankyou thankyou thankyou! :)
Norther 1
midget ain't the right name. it' little people!
kingtz 6
Midget, dwarf, leprechaun, oopma loompa, gnome... OP just got mugged, I think he gets the right to call them whatever the hell he wants without having to be PC about it.
zozohearts 0
No offense, but midget jokes are the best :D but how did you get mugged by a midget?!
ImKindaABigDeal 6
Bill Cosby style! Gimme your wallet or I'll blast your kneecaps off!
Addie_O 0
what? midgets can mug too! it's that kind of surprised thinking that has gotten you robbed. Lmfaooo! sucks to be you