Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Alexa, play "Ironic" by Alanis Morrissette
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
Mystery
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Unattack dog
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krushr 3
So would you say you're short on cash now?
perdix 31
Did he point the gun at you and say, "Stick 'em down?"
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Comments (168)
darkangel4700 0
omg I use to live in OKC I never saw midget let alone one that could mug someone
shadill 0
Omfg I'm sorry but thats ****** funny as hell!
needsagf14 12
raywilliamjohnson is at it again
semperfl 0
fake
calbabe96 5
awh, is someone feeling low ? :(
calbabe96 5
awh, is someone feeling low? :(
Stupidpeopleanno 5
I can imagine the mugger going "don't hold that wallet up so high!"
allia118 11
Was it a Ginger midget?
BIGGEYESSS 0
AHAHAHHAHAHAHA SUCKKAAA!!'
bonnie_vb8 5
That is wat I call pretty damn retarded on ur part.