Today, I got married. When my father gave me away, in front of hundreds of people, to my groom, he said, "She's your problem now." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at our wedding reception my new father-in-law gave his speech, saying his little girl was too good for me. Everyone, including my parents, agreed. FML
Today, I got married. My father saw this as a good time to give some solemn, heartfelt advice to my new husband: "That ring gets real heavy fast." I was standing right there. So was my mother. FML
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML
Today, it's mine and wife's one-year anniversary. After only being married for a year, I quickly understood what her father really meant when he said, "Your problem now" and chuckled at our wedding. FML
Today, I got married. My mother told me to stop being difficult, because she was the mother of the bride, and it was her day to shine. FML
Today, I happily announced that I'm getting married. My dad immediately shot back, "And I'm getting E.D., who gives a damn?" Just when I thought he was joking, he muttered that "the bitch" will take everything in our divorce. Moment ruined. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. With my best friend as the priest, she asked, "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" After saying I do, she then turned to him and asked, "Do you want to bang my friend?" Everyone laughed, except my already disapproving father. FML
Today, I got married. After the ceremony, my sister asked to talk to me. I followed her and she told me that we are no longer related because we don't have the same last name anymore. FML
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womblebat 2
your dad is a legend. you need a sense of humour op.
rhcpalex93 0
well, he's right!
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Comments (161)
ifyouseekamy666 0
this is the only comment i agree with other than the 1 about luvzit's boobs being uneven...
yumsugarr 8
are you really that bad?
Chase_41795 4
good joke. innapproiate time. I wouldn't waited until the reception XD
50epidemic 0
wow, cuz your dads the first person to ever use that joke... get a sence of humor... I bartend at wedding and hear that joke at least once a wedding... on time the father said it 3 times in the night... to the groom and both his parents...
valri3 0
It could have been a joke OP. I'm sure your father still loves you.
jayAZ 3
shows your father has a sense of humor. I assume he was joking and nervous too. If he didn't approve or love you...he wouldn't be there I bet. not a FML...perhaps for your new husband! kidding ha!
mdkarwandy 0
actually you can delete the "today.." part...
Pocahontas22_fml 0
no you can't... eventually fml will put it back in after checking your fml.
dvonay 0
he's just playing op, unless your super crazy or he's a horrible dad, I'm pretty sure he's playing.
mandapanda27 5
My Dad said the samething when my now Husband asked if he could marry me. Ofcourse my Dad was messing around! You have to understand OP, it's one of those moments our fathers dread, having to give up their little girl. He was being funny to deal with it. I'm sure he wasn't being literal. Congrats on the Marriage! :)
EmmaDoll10 7
harsh