Today, I got married. When my father gave me away, in front of hundreds of people, to my groom, he said, "She's your problem now." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at our wedding reception my new father-in-law gave his speech, saying his little girl was too good for me. Everyone, including my parents, agreed. FML
Today, I got married. My father saw this as a good time to give some solemn, heartfelt advice to my new husband: "That ring gets real heavy fast." I was standing right there. So was my mother. FML
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML
Today, it's mine and wife's one-year anniversary. After only being married for a year, I quickly understood what her father really meant when he said, "Your problem now" and chuckled at our wedding. FML
Today, I got married. My mother told me to stop being difficult, because she was the mother of the bride, and it was her day to shine. FML
Today, I happily announced that I'm getting married. My dad immediately shot back, "And I'm getting E.D., who gives a damn?" Just when I thought he was joking, he muttered that "the bitch" will take everything in our divorce. Moment ruined. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. With my best friend as the priest, she asked, "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" After saying I do, she then turned to him and asked, "Do you want to bang my friend?" Everyone laughed, except my already disapproving father. FML
Today, I got married. After the ceremony, my sister asked to talk to me. I followed her and she told me that we are no longer related because we don't have the same last name anymore. FML
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Top comments
womblebat 2
your dad is a legend. you need a sense of humour op.
rhcpalex93 0
well, he's right!
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Comments (161)
mylifepwnz 0
******* retard. You got married and your dad made a joke so you post on FML? What the **** is wrong with you ungrateful assholes?!
heyywatsup 0
it's called a joke stupid
awesomelikethat 0
Lmao
PedoPancakes 7
Old people humor.
Sarcasam137 5
You believe in getting “given away” by your dad? No offense but that does represent sexisim past down from the days when females were handed around like cattle
carrissa3 13
Thats kinda funny but i guess when its one of those things when it happens to you its not funny women want a special romantic wedding not funny im sure your dad was just being funny
pinkstardust 9
Great dad ya got there!
sethr_di 15
probably just joking dw to much
akostyszyn15 15
dad goals
ianandrock 7
seams to me to be just a bit of humor, dont take it so hard