Today, I got married. When my father gave me away, in front of hundreds of people, to my groom, he said, "She's your problem now." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at our wedding reception my new father-in-law gave his speech, saying his little girl was too good for me. Everyone, including my parents, agreed. FML
Today, I got married. My father saw this as a good time to give some solemn, heartfelt advice to my new husband: "That ring gets real heavy fast." I was standing right there. So was my mother. FML
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML
Today, it's mine and wife's one-year anniversary. After only being married for a year, I quickly understood what her father really meant when he said, "Your problem now" and chuckled at our wedding. FML
Today, I got married. My mother told me to stop being difficult, because she was the mother of the bride, and it was her day to shine. FML
Today, I happily announced that I'm getting married. My dad immediately shot back, "And I'm getting E.D., who gives a damn?" Just when I thought he was joking, he muttered that "the bitch" will take everything in our divorce. Moment ruined. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. With my best friend as the priest, she asked, "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" After saying I do, she then turned to him and asked, "Do you want to bang my friend?" Everyone laughed, except my already disapproving father. FML
Today, I got married. After the ceremony, my sister asked to talk to me. I followed her and she told me that we are no longer related because we don't have the same last name anymore. FML
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womblebat 2
your dad is a legend. you need a sense of humour op.
rhcpalex93 0
well, he's right!
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Comments (161)
Falken45 0
she must be a pita! lol pain in the ass! no life
MrLyon 0
that's horrible
aardvarkish 17
Sad but true...
areanii 0
Damn! Haha, that's low. But if that actually happened, I would've said "Finally..." or something to piss him off too(: and then smile at him like a bitch
FlashBurn 13
To all the people who say he was joking... It's happened before, and they meant it. I know someone whose father warned the guy, and he didn't listen. He learned what she was really like quick, lol.
Annie_ox 0
I'm sorry but i don't know who your father is or the past history but where I'm from (Ireland) that would be a joke....Get a sense of humour.
zenti 2
Oh, boo hoo. Your father totally doesn't love you.
All_For_Love 0
haha, your dad is awesome
BritishHobo 0
Oh, god, this is one of the things I ******* hate about weddings. Especially the toasts. People who aren't funny trying to be funny by spouting off shitty clichés. I wouldn't be pissed that he made a joke at the altar on your big day, I'd be pissed that he wasted his ******* breath on as shit a joke as that.
iTaylor 0
I'm willing to bet my next paycheck that luvzit found that picture of the uneven boobs off the Internet. why fight over if they're even or not if they are even your real boobs?