Today, I got married. When my father gave me away, in front of hundreds of people, to my groom, he said, "She's your problem now." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at our wedding reception my new father-in-law gave his speech, saying his little girl was too good for me. Everyone, including my parents, agreed. FML
Today, I got married. My father saw this as a good time to give some solemn, heartfelt advice to my new husband: "That ring gets real heavy fast." I was standing right there. So was my mother. FML
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML
Today, it's mine and wife's one-year anniversary. After only being married for a year, I quickly understood what her father really meant when he said, "Your problem now" and chuckled at our wedding. FML
Today, I got married. My mother told me to stop being difficult, because she was the mother of the bride, and it was her day to shine. FML
Today, I happily announced that I'm getting married. My dad immediately shot back, "And I'm getting E.D., who gives a damn?" Just when I thought he was joking, he muttered that "the bitch" will take everything in our divorce. Moment ruined. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. With my best friend as the priest, she asked, "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" After saying I do, she then turned to him and asked, "Do you want to bang my friend?" Everyone laughed, except my already disapproving father. FML
Today, I got married. After the ceremony, my sister asked to talk to me. I followed her and she told me that we are no longer related because we don't have the same last name anymore. FML
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Top comments
womblebat 2
your dad is a legend. you need a sense of humour op.
rhcpalex93 0
well, he's right!
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Comments (161)
Illblowyourmind 3
someone hasn't been in the kitchen lately >.>
IVANTTOCOME 0
Yes!! That's the enthusiasm that I like to hear.
macskapingvin 0
I feel sorry for your new husband that he has such a humourless wife.
haseenasays 0
hahaha agreed!
Accept 11
Maybe your just a bit to 'wild' for him or messy But now your able to start a new wild and messy life and hopefully your now to be husband won't give up on you aswell
xThatAsianGurlx 0
Your dad is funny. It's okay though, I mean it could've been worse.
wwerulez14 6
Yeah he could've had 17 beers and obnoxiously vomited all over your new husband. Instead he made a simple joke. Maybe OP just needs to stop being a bridezilla.
addiizcherry 0
A bridezilla? You friggen idiot. She got sad secretly over a joke and you say she's crazy? Learn the definition of brodezilla retard.
TempestM 0
i call fake....ur spending the nite on fml and not having sex? Wtf???
xstolix 1
Atleast he honest and let's your husband know. Just like selling a car gotta let them know what's wrong with it. Lol
james3458 3
I sure hope he was joking. but even if he was, that's not cool. any idiot knows how serious girls take their wedding day. even though i'm not married, if my father in law said that crap to me, I'd be like way to go jacka$$ lol
Jake91 2
Drama queen. Dude was kidding.
ExWallStreeyGuy 0
Same thing happened to my brother and his soon to been institutionalized twice and arrested once.
Britbrii 2
that's funny.
derek8888 0
you're cute