Today, I happily announced that I'm getting married. My dad immediately shot back, "And I'm getting E.D., who gives a damn?" Just when I thought he was joking, he muttered that "the bitch" will take everything in our divorce. Moment ruined. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML
Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML
Today, our pregnancy announcement was ruined by my dad who thought it would be funny to grab my boyfriend while yelling, "You got my daughter pregnant, boy! I’m going to kill you!" It wasn’t funny, there was just an awkward silence, and now this precious moment is something I’d rather forget. FML
Today, I got married. When my father gave me away, in front of hundreds of people, to my groom, he said, "She's your problem now." FML
Today, my dad, who lives hours away, called and told me he was getting married. Today. As in this evening. Guess I'm not invited. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Today, my wife and I convened our families for a joint dinner, followed by me breaking the news that my wife is pregnant. My father visibly scoffed, and my grandfather spent the rest of the evening muttering to him about how "breeders should be shot". Wonderful. FML
Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML
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Top comments
kaylamarriee 10
Damn, that sucks. Sorry Op! Congrats on the engagement though :)
thatoneninjadude 14
thats just rude
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Comments (42)
kaylamarriee 10
Damn, that sucks. Sorry Op! Congrats on the engagement though :)
rocker_chick105 31
Original first comment I see.
kaylamarriee 10
No need for all of that, just trying to put some positivity into the FML instead of jokes like most people.
Octwo 16
Positive attitudes confuse and infuriate FML users.
baseballbv 17
Well you still possibly have your mom's blessing.
thatoneninjadude 14
thats just rude
Kyle1dc 17
Dick move on the dad's part.
HersheySquirts 17
Thats why the dad is a dick. He cant get his own dick to move.
Wingman527 22
What's a E.D?
jack_jill05 14
erectile dysfunction.
Kyle1dc 17
#32 To put it bluntly, your pecker doesn't work like its supposed to hence why the dad wanted to have something dick related to compensate.
mvc3ftw 17
Encyclopedia Dramatica
ckerane 16
congratulations on getting engaged. wish you all the best
ImTheAlpha 30
While being married is a very normal, commonplace thing, it's still very exciting when someone close to you is getting married. He seems to have some issues. If he came to the wedding without you knowing for sure how he's gonna react, he will probably ruin it. No one wants their wedding (since many hope they only have one) to be ruined by family.
LittleBells 17
This may sound really harsh but I suggest not inviting him if he's being a dick like that about your happy day. Congratulations!!
deathfyre8 13
Your dad seems like a dick, FYL and **** your fiancé's life.
LebanonBaby 26
Omg you're so negative.. You can't just call her dad that :|
little_one 20
His dad...
hope27 15
41 umm yeah he can call him a dick because op's dad was acting like a dick. He ruined a special announcement for his son and basically said their marriage isn't going to make it.
volcanes_jovenes 6
What does the fiancee have to do with this? Nowhere in the FML did he say anything bad about her...
chinaski7628 32
48-- the fiancée will have a dick for a father-in-law, hence the 'F your fiancée's life'.
siggy_mcsigx 22
48 He did, he said "the bitch will take all the money in the divorce" the bitch being the fiancee. It's a pretty sexist, nasty remark.
Journiexo 18
Don't let him ruin your mood OP, congratulations! (:
MaybeFML 9
He's just upset that he can't get ****** anymore while you get all the newlywed sex you want
Plastic_Stitchez 25
ED?
HersheySquirts 17
Erectile Dysfunction
berman9407 2
Thank you! The whole thing didn't make sense. I thought her dad was gay and he was getting a guy named Ed.
AmethystOcean 7
That was too funny.!
savemeSheehan 8
I thought it ment eating disorders :/ oops
RedPillSucks 33
wow. selfcentered jerk
Earths_Venus 25
Well, someone's a little bitter and twisted...