Love, Marriage and Anniversary: Paper day

Paper day

By bill - 20/02/2025 18:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, it's mine and wife's one-year anniversary. After only being married for a year, I quickly understood what her father really meant when he said, "Your problem now" and chuckled at our wedding. FML

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Friday 21 February 2025 20:09

And now you've made it 'our' problem!😂😂

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Friday 21 February 2025 20:09

And now you've made it 'our' problem!😂😂

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