Today, I got married. When my father gave me away, in front of hundreds of people, to my groom, he said, "She's your problem now." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at our wedding reception my new father-in-law gave his speech, saying his little girl was too good for me. Everyone, including my parents, agreed. FML
Today, I got married. My father saw this as a good time to give some solemn, heartfelt advice to my new husband: "That ring gets real heavy fast." I was standing right there. So was my mother. FML
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML
Today, it's mine and wife's one-year anniversary. After only being married for a year, I quickly understood what her father really meant when he said, "Your problem now" and chuckled at our wedding. FML
Today, I got married. My mother told me to stop being difficult, because she was the mother of the bride, and it was her day to shine. FML
Today, I happily announced that I'm getting married. My dad immediately shot back, "And I'm getting E.D., who gives a damn?" Just when I thought he was joking, he muttered that "the bitch" will take everything in our divorce. Moment ruined. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. With my best friend as the priest, she asked, "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" After saying I do, she then turned to him and asked, "Do you want to bang my friend?" Everyone laughed, except my already disapproving father. FML
Today, I got married. After the ceremony, my sister asked to talk to me. I followed her and she told me that we are no longer related because we don't have the same last name anymore. FML
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womblebat 2
your dad is a legend. you need a sense of humour op.
rhcpalex93 0
well, he's right!
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Comments (161)
vashthestampede 0
ydi for not being able to take a joke
mrmerino 0
that's really more of a joke... it's something my dad would say
smashgrab 0
I really doubt there were hundreds of people at your wedding. Get over it OP, it was a joke, and you, your husband, and the Justice of the Peace all know it. I hate whiny bitches!
ALBATROSS9080 0
quite your bitchin he's joking
fewf 5
Firtst off you got married today and your on the internet? Shouldnt you be celebrating with your husband?! And second he is joking. TAKE A JOKE.
kittydidit 0
LOL epic
ktrose 0
Sigh. Your father was making a small joke, he wasn't insulting you.
bluefairy_fml 24
YDI for not having a sense of humour.
thomkat 0
oooor... she's being squeeze-hugged by someone behind her? that would push the right one up... making them uneven.
RosiePatosie 0
He was likely trying to lighten the mood cause he's gonna miss you a lot.