damn it rose
Derby, United Kingdom
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
timor
United States
Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML
Anonymous
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
Anonymous
New York, United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
D-Man
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Fate
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML
Anonymous
Maryland Heights, United States
Read the room
Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML
uetlqdja
United States
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Chewy
United Kingdom
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Anonymous
Helena, United States
Better before than after
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she'd leave me for her ex in a heartbeat. Tomorrow is, or should I say "was", our wedding day. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML
Top comments
gingaa96 18
Decisions, decisions.. Who did you choose? Your ex sounds lovely
TheDrifter 24
Was she wearing a wedding dress? Last chance to change your mind before she goes from stage 5 clinger to stalker.
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Comments (121)
gingaa96 18
Decisions, decisions.. Who did you choose? Your ex sounds lovely
PenguinBitch 44
The name reminds me of Titanic.
Dynosaur_dollie 38
I thought more of two and a half men.. you know crazy stalker Rose?
ElectroThunder28 16
Two and a half men? OP is a girl
Respect101 17
she was making a joke. I was thinking the same thing with the whole Rose thing.
destruct068 7
How do you know
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
There's a female symbol beside OP's name.
mannatee 19
It doesn't have to be the name. You can change it to literally anything you want. Ever wonder why it usually fits the FML so well? That's why
XPhoenixFire 17
Did you say yes? :D
Headcrab 29
Great timing.
cakefete2 31
Yea, they already have the minister, the flowers, and the clothes.
TheDrifter 24
Was she wearing a wedding dress? Last chance to change your mind before she goes from stage 5 clinger to stalker.
XxD_reamZx 10
sounds like a splendid wedding
bettyboop428 24
Now that's true love. She's probably still not going to give up.
schhichick 14
seems like the next plot to a Nicholas Sparks novel
Ibuki 15
Never going to give you up Why exactly did they think it was a good idea to propose at a wedding? Do people not think..?
Futacy 30
Sounds more like an obsessive stalker.
1tsmenoah 20
I hope it didn't ruin the big day.
erenjaeger 16
Awwww, that's so sweet. What did you say? Don't leave us hanging!
gingaa96 18
Yeah sure is sweet when your wedding is potentially ruined by a crazy ex.. Wish I had nice things like that happen in my life
KissMyAnthia200 12
Oh shit! Good luck with the decision OP!
MadLife136 3
Did anyone notice that OP is a girl? o_0 (look at the gender sign).
photogfrog 13
And....? Who gives a shit?
LuckBeNimble 19
so? there are a lot of places around the world (UK included, which is where OP is from) where same-sex couples can wed without issue.