Today, my boyfriend told me I was the only girl he'd ever text, call, or flirt with again. Later on he told two other girls exactly the same thing on Facebook, not realizing that everybody can read wall messages. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, I received a beautiful, heart-felt text from my boyfriend detailing all the ways he loved me. He probably should have emphasized just how big his heart is though because he sent the text to three other women too. Thank you, group messaging. FML
Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML
Today, a guy asked me out on Facebook, then called me a conceited bitch when I said no. I don't know, dude; maybe it's just that I already have a boyfriend, that you asked me out on Facebook, and that you posted the same message on 4 other girls' walls as well. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me on my Facebook wall. 27 people liked it. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
Today, I found out that when I text my boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them. Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
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Top comments
allmidnighteyes 11
I love watching peoples' lives fall apart via Facebook :)
felton 0
What a dumbass! Lol .
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Comments (97)
kk15375 0
that sucks :/
felton 0
What a dumbass! Lol .
ledzeppelinIV 0
I agree what a dumbass
miraggg 1
i agree.. like seriously who doesnt know that wall posts are public. what an Asshole!
gladstone123 5
I agree! Dump that idiot!
kristineszLIFE 0
Idiot
Hgielad_720 0
Why are you whining on FML? Dump that stupid bitch!
Hgielad_720 0
Well **** me sideways and call me Alan (FML Staff), I'm a stupid, stupid little girl.
Hgielad_720 0
Wow. I didn't realize that's why it got modded.
Hgielad_720 0
Also, don't act like I actually read the rules. Who would be stupid enough to waste their time doing that?
cooluc 0
<3 Sirin
InDenial 6
Sirin is awesome! :p
bamagrl410 31
Ahahaha Sirin ftw again.
LeChuck 0
Ha! He sucks at cheating.
macskapingvin 0
Maybe he just has trouble remembering your name.
tex_mex13 0
you should dump him just for being stupid , oh yeah and cheating on you
ladies_man217 0
who the hell cares it's not like he cheated on you
janelly16 7
haha he pulled a fail
jackirose 0
ha. your name is Janel kinda rhymes with anal your picture makes it look even more true...
butthole_cheeze 0
hahahah 19, that was the funniest sh i have read on fml.
AmberrJade 0
19; that was hilare :')
wilsonchewy 0
janelly16 you are very hot
RedPillSucks 33
He got nailed by the "dumbass" detector.