Today, my best friend was crying because her boyfriend is a retard. I brought my thumb up to wipe a tear off her face, and somehow stuck it up her nose. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
Today, I was holding my drunken friend's hair while she threw up in the toilet at a party. She said, crying, "Y'don't have to do this..." I told her that that's what friends are for. She replied, "Yeah, but I did sleep with your boyfriend..." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. I started to tear up and told her I had something stuck in my eye. I was secretly thrilled as I had been trying to end it for weeks. Seeing me cry, she immediately took it back. I really just had something stuck in my eye. FML
Today, I went on a double date with my bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minutes after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
Today, I tickled my girlfriend, and her first reflex was to swing her elbow back and break my nose. FML
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
Today, my best friend decided she wanted to tell my boyfriend about the time I pissed myself laughing at her house. When she was telling the story I ended up laughing so hard, that I pissed myself again. FML
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Blank_fml 0
lol You can pick your friends You can pick your nose But you can't (or atleast should not) pick your friend's nose!
Rayn4u_fml 0
Now she won't think her boyfriend's that bad anymore. You're done.
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Comments (65)
shattered_wings 0
awww this one made me smile b/c if my best friend (who is a guy) did that to me, it would make me smile and fall for him even more than I already am.. :)
V4ZQU3Z 0
LMAO WTF!
karmaSUCKS321453 0
it's funny because she has a retarded boyfriend and is selfish enough to act sad because she doesn't deserve him being retarded. oh wait, no it ****** up because sorry I messed up :(
Y_U_19029 0
how much gold did you dig that day?
Rayn4u_fml 0
Now she won't think her boyfriend's that bad anymore. You're done.
Pehhz 4
Beelzebub omg
Blank_fml 0
lol You can pick your friends You can pick your nose But you can't (or atleast should not) pick your friend's nose!
sukatlife 0
you sir are a king
what_ever2007 11
lol!
y3y 0
#14 nick ... >.> but at least it made her lol
Ratchet319 0
your pic just made me LOL so hard. thanks :D
hicrihicri 0
"friend zone" is your home now, sorry
bfly1890 0
Well hopefully that broke then tension a little
Cantexplain1234 0
Hahahaha. Incredible, only in my group of friends it wouldnt be fml, they'd crack up for like ten minutes. And get over it sooner.
i_hate_IB 0
I'm sorry but that actually cracked me up. That is genuinely hilarious, that must have made her laugh, it would have killed me. Nothing can seem that bad when your friends thumb is in your nose lol
emobabe31509 0
im sorry but thats just funny.......
elenizelios 0
a friend wiped my tears like that once. my heart pretty much melts every time i remember it. if he had stuck his thumb up my nose in the process.... at the time it would have cheered me up even more and now the memory would be even more endearing