Today, I got mad at my 4 year old son for cussing me out. Afterwards, I went upstairs to get ready for the day. When I came back downstairs I found him pooping on my brand new leather couch. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my son pooped in his diaper and managed to somehow take it off without my knowledge. He then sat down on the carpet and imitated a dog with worms, all the way down the hallway, through the living room, and into my bedroom. FML
Today, I went out on the porch to smoke a cigarette and then my two year-old son locked me out. I didn't have my cellphone so while I was waiting for my husband to get home, he pooped, smeared his poop all over the floor and glass door, then tried to "mop it." It was literally a shit show. FML
Today, after explaining to my four-year-old why our new puppy was peeing on things to mark his territory, my son decided to follow suit and pee all over our house. FML
Today, my four-year-old son decided to bite my butt during prayer at church. The entire sanctuary heard me instinctively swear at him. FML
Today, after getting home from my morning run, I found my brand new leather couch with scratches all over it and smelling of cat piss. I don't have a cat. FML
Today, my son drew in Sharpie all over the wall, so I spanked him as punishment. When my boss came over for dinner, my son shouted, "Daddy made me take my punishment in the butt." FML
Today, I caught my 4 year old son yet again trying to drink out of the toilet. FML
Today, while teaching at a daycare, a child came up to me and asked if he could go to the bathroom. Obviously, I said it was fine. He then pulled his pants down, and pee on my brand new shoes, and all over my leg. FML
Today, I came home from a relaxing, peaceful vacation. When I got home my 4-year-old son was free-balling with poop all over his body, screaming "Bob the Builder will kick your ass." The baby sitter is nowhere to be found and I can't get him to stop saying, "I love ass." FML
Today, I spent two hours convincing my 3-year-old son that he can't poop on his 4-month-old brother out of retaliation for the baby pooping on him. He did it anyway. FML
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Amburito 0
Woop his ass! That kind of behavior is unacceptable :l
whitesox365 0
You rack disciprine!
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Comments (169)
lionlvr 9
BAHAHAHA!! Seriously though, that kid is FOUR. And he probably learned it from his parents. He's pretty cool though man..
lordarion 7
i never beat my kids, but i did teach them fear... they grew up afraid of ever giving me a reason to beat them. OP, YDI. take control now or you will never have it. btw my kids turned out just fine and know how to raise their kids.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
I have to agree with the other comments - FYL but YDI too for not teaching the kid discipline. Parents are afraid to be parents these days because they don't want to get slapped with a child abuse lawsuit. There's a difference between discipline and abuse. Spanking a kid is fine, if it's a pop on the butt and not the face. No wonder people shake their heads at the law stating you have to have a license to drive a car, but not to have a kid. Teach your kid discipline now (he's old enough at 4), or you'll be raising a juvenile delinquent 10 years down the road.
unmistakablyamaz 4
Maybe he's southern? At least he put the apostrophe after to indicate the missing 'g'... Most people down here don't even do that much. Nothin' wrong with a little culture y'all!!
jlynntiger 0
What kind of a son have you raised??
varkey 7
He's 4? That is really inappropriate for his age, in that he shouldn't even know cuss words yet but he should be more than old enough to be "potty trained." FYL but YDI because... teach the kid some discipline, come on.
jcatrucker 6
Leather is easier to clean than cloth.... But 1st would have mushed his face in it..
kaykay20 0
Just be glad it's leather and not suade. Leather is much easier to clean and deodorize.
chefboyarde 7
Kids are so ****** up these days.......... -___-
lisaw375 0
shit happens!!!