Today, while teaching at a daycare, a child came up to me and asked if he could go to the bathroom. Obviously, I said it was fine. He then pulled his pants down, and pee on my brand new shoes, and all over my leg. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, working at a daycare centre, when packing up the kids' beds after sleep time, I slipped and landed in a puddle. Of urine. I had no spare pants. I had to wear them for the rest of my shift. FML
Today, I was babysitting. The kid said he had to use the bathroom. When I told him to go ahead, he said he just did. He was on my lap. He wasn't wearing pants. FML
Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML
Today, in an attempt to potty train my 2-year-old, I sat her on the toilet and waited for several minutes. I finally gave up and lifted her off the toilet just in time for her to pee on my new shoes. FML
Today, I went on my afternoon stroll to my local park. As I reached the park a little boy was peeing in the bushes nearby. His mother called. As I walked by, he turned, still peeing, right to me. He ended up peeing on the front of my pants and on my shoes. My house is two miles away from the park. FML
Today, at work, I came back from my break to find a child covered in mud. Turns out it wasn't mud. One of the other children had taken all of the poop out of their diaper and smeared it all over the floor, walls, and other children. The other teacher hadn't noticed, and I had to clean it all up. FML
Today, I was at work, and was told to clean up the urine that a child had left down the slide inside the play place. While in the slide, another little kid peed on my head. FML
Today, I was working at the school when one of the kids came crying to me about needing help with his zipper after a little "accident". Forbidden by a district ordinance to touch them in certain areas, there was nothing I could do; to which he cried and pissed his pants. Again. FML
Today, while waiting at the bus stop, the guy standing near me started peeing on the sidewalk and on my shoes. FML
Today, I was at work and I needed to pee. In my haste, I forgot to lock the door. A coworker walked in on me and I bolted up mid-stream to slam the door back shut. I had pee down my leg and pee squishing in my shoes for the rest of the day. I can still remember his tone of voice, yelling, "Sorry"! FML
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um_duh 0
That sucks!!! What a rude child!
Jaguaress 2
Wow... Children are so literal. I can see it happening so quickly that you didn't realize what he was doing. Maybe next time you might want to say "Yes, you may use the bathroom in the bathroom," as you're guiding the child to the lavatory. Whatever you do, don't take your eyes off of him/her. lol
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sillypuppy 0
Are you seriously that slow to move before he pissed you off? Sorry, but YDI!
curryndricegirll 0
I've been pissed on before too. But it was outside and I was running away. His sister was showing everyone how far he could aim and ofcourse, I was the target. So I was running away and he pissed in my shoe...but at least it was only my shoe. But in a daycare, aren't you supposed to take them to the bathroom yourself? Like not inside, but you have to walk them to the bathroom so they don't pee in their pants. but yeah, sucks. FYL
lexilovesyou 0
Uh guys; Did youu notice the name is Bob and its a woman?? Creepyy 0_o
ndanick 4
FAKE, a normal person can move their legs
Minibee_fml 0
Lol @ 43
madisonpwnsyou 4
Ya. Obviously.
um_duh 0
That sucks!!! What a rude child!
Jaguaress 2
Wow... Children are so literal. I can see it happening so quickly that you didn't realize what he was doing. Maybe next time you might want to say "Yes, you may use the bathroom in the bathroom," as you're guiding the child to the lavatory. Whatever you do, don't take your eyes off of him/her. lol
redbluegreen 41
Gross! I wonder who taught him that... Maybe the guy who humps his dog or the mom who lets her kids pee in the parking lot. If he's old enough to ask that, he's probably old enough to know better, and he probably thought he was being funny.
crazyjack 0
Lol do you feed them food out of cans? Play alot of frisbee with em? :D maybe he was just trying to mark you so the other kiddies know you're 'his' ;D
benshady 0
haha you gotta love the kids but really are you that slow to move before he goes all over you. But that pretty funny lol!
andyn 0
Should have locked him in a cupboard for a few hours...
shaquanda 0
agreed.
liveitupx 0
I agree with #1....I mean, you had to have noticed him unzipping his pants, and all that. Hard to imagine that you honestly didn't realize what he was doing before he started peeing, if this is true. Which I don't believe.
RavenBlackEye 0
I'm with #1 and #8. Don't believe this for a second.
misery09 0
I've worked at a daycare for 6 years..and this doesn't surprise me at all lol. It's never happened to me, but kids are definitely something! She may have not had time to notice all of that. You've got to think, he wasn't the only child there at the time..there's always SO much going on at once you have got to have your eye on a lot of kids.