Today, my boyfriend of three days met up with me at the movie theater, sporting a crude tattoo of my face on his cheek, along with a love heart and the word "forever." Looks like I'm single again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today, I finally met my daughter's boyfriend. He has a face tattoo. FML
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
Today, I had to leave my boyfriend because he was unfaithful. This is the third time in as many years. I'm starting to think I have "Cheat on me" written on my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing "we're through fat slob" on my forehead whilst I was asleep in permanent marker. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend at work, only to notice that his neck was covered in hickies. The night before, he texted me saying he needed alone time to get his mind together. Looks like he got together with another mind. FML
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rattusrattus 19
Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy... Although if he does do anything else at least he'll be easily identifiable by his shitty tattoo.
sarbear293 4
Good thing you found out he was crazy early, eh?
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Comments (125)
DontClickOnMe 28
Wow, um good thing you ended it because that's a little over the top for someone you've only been dating for three days. I would watch my back though if I were you, just be cautious of your surroundings because who knows what he would do.
rocketiquette 20
That's over the top, always. But the question remains... Which cheek?
182crazyking 9
Brian Peppers!?!
ArielTheMermaid 17
That's not totally creepy...o.O at least you found out now how obsessed he is and ended it
badbadkitty 5
I'd be willing to bet that exactly explains OP's name.............
LordoftheOcelots 10
He's cheeky
Charleybelle 14
That'd be totally awkward. Looking at your boyfriends face and seeing yours
SuperDanielNL 23
Now the american gun laws would come in handy. Or wrap a baseballbat in barbed wire, that tends to hurt.
peppermintpink 11
I hope he was playing a prank on OP with one of those temporary tattoos that look real... That guy is gonna have a tough time finding someone else with his ex's face tattooed on his... He might just dedicate his life to stalking OP for lack of anything better to do...
nigsuzzi 3
I think 81 has it... Tattoos are generally done in multiple sessions and need bandaging after
tymarie2012 31
Depends on the size.
charvisioku 22
93: It was apparently a 'crude' tattoo, which would lead me to believe that he either did it himself or the "artist" who did it for him was as unprofessional as they come, in which case it's very plausible that they didn't bother to bandage it. Plus you're not supposed to keep it covered for too long because that makes it sweat too much. You have to give it some air if you want it to heal properly. And OP would have been able to tell if it was fake: you can tell as soon as you look at a tattoo if it's real - especially if it's freshly done. It would be red raw for a start. So I doubt it was a temporary tat if this actually happened. Unless OP has no idea that tattoos involve a needle. Which I sincerely doubt. And they're not always done in multiple sessions; I have a large fully coloured one on my leg which was done in 1 session.
xxBFMVAAMIWxx 18
My shoulderblade piece took only an hour, done by a highly skilled artist, and the only redness I had was where the black gradually shaded out to my skin colour, and that redness looked natural. I had it wrapped for about 2 hours. Now imagine this as a crude tattoo...
rattusrattus 19
Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy... Although if he does do anything else at least he'll be easily identifiable by his shitty tattoo.
MrSassypants 34
So you're saying that the tattoo was done poorly or that OP has a shitty face?
CTMPandemonium 16
#16 BAZINGA!!
sarbear293 4
Good thing you found out he was crazy early, eh?
fylx100 19
How is he crazy? What is the difference between knowing who you want to be with and getting a tattoo and knowing who you want to be with but just hiding it from everyone? He's just crazy because he's showing it more? Now I know getting a tattoo is bit extreme but still. Point is, two people could be desperately in love with someone exactly as much but if one gets a tattoo, he's considered the crazy one?
CallMeMcFeelii 14
He's considered crazy because he got a tattoo of OP on his face. Face tattoos are usually only sported by insane people, but getting one of a girl you only dated for 3 days? That's ******* crazy.
zandalee 20
43 - seriously? You think that's ok to get a facial tattoo of someone's face after three days?!
mustachemonster 7
It's crazy enough to get a tattoo of someone who you've only been dating for 3 days...but a FACE tattoo? How is that not crazy?
AllieCat21 21
43, it's HIGHLY unlikely that the boyfriend could predict whether their relationship would be lifelong or not after three days. The fact that the tattoo was on his cheek makes it exponentially worse.
Hoosiers1 1
It was after 3 days 43 hahaha. Maybe your this guy
Coop817 19
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
At least he cares?
Shmatterhorn 38
I think not. This guy is definitely not a keeper. But you get a thumbs up for your question.
kaaaatiiee 12
Maybe a little to much.
ProfessionalTrol_fml 14
5- Yeah, a bit TOO much...
tanekdrachonae 19
Sounds like you may be getting a stalker soon.
Amama_fml 30
Soon? I think she already did...
Alexweber929 14
Ooooh!! How exiting! It means your growing up!
LupeTabasco 5
time for a new state and alias
DracoSpirita 21
62 - What's exiting? OP from the relationship? And how do I own "growing up"? Does this mean I can copyright it and everyone who grows up has to pay me a fine and in a few years I'll be a bajillionaire? Because that would be freaking awesome.
AlexaWuzHere 31
If he gives you any trouble, get a restraining order right away. There is something wrong with him... I hope for your sake he just gets it removed and leaves you alone.
kozzard 17
unfortunately, that restraining order is just a paper shield against a dedicated stalker.
Amama_fml 30
Dafuq did I just read? Creepy alert, be careful OP!
connerwonner 7
So did you understand the FML or not?
LolFMLnot 10
Maybe it's a fake tattoo and he was joking around to see your reaction? Who am I kidding run
Kal3Y 12
Although this is very creepy, am I the only one who feels a little bad for OP's ex?
ElatedEarthling 15
Lol seriously! A tattoo on the face is far worse than having a creepy boyfriend.
Misskayfoyer 14
Well now he is stuck with a tattoo of his ex on his face... But idk I think he deserves it for being so rash. No one truly falls in love that fast. You don't know someone well enough to love them after just 3 days.
abbiyroad 16
I don't agree with you #90. Call me crazy but, I still believe in love at first sight. Don't get me wrong a face tattoo after any amount of time together of someone else's face is weird but, ... No it's just weird
strawberrywine22 30
90 - I met my husband on my first day at my new high school when I was 17. We talked, we went to a movie, he told me he loved me, and six years later we decided it was time to get married.
Jessj958 19
Wow, what a creep! He obviously has some MAJOR issues that need to be dealt with. Run while you can OP!