dani0810
Sudbury, Canada
Today, I caught my 4 year old son yet again trying to drink out of the toilet. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
doomeddaddy
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
I just can't hide it
Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML
TiredMommy
Southbridge, United States
Today, my 2-year-old son figured out that if he takes his pull-up off and DOESN'T go on the potty, he can pee all over things. FML
Anonymous
Moonee Ponds, Australia
Today, my 3-year-old missed the toilet. In the time it took me to get paper towel to clean it up, my one-year-old decided it was the perfect puddle to play in. FML
Anonymous
Have a Coke and smile
Today, after my 7 year-old learned at school that water that goes down the sink and toilets is cleaned and then turns up in the taps as drinking water, he is now refusing to drink it at all in case it is recycled toilet water, and if he carries on he may need to be hospitalised for dehydration. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Nice day for it
Today, my 5 year old-son and I went out for a walk. As I was looking in a shop's window display, I turned around to see my son pooping into an open manhole on the street. FML
fml9124
New urinal
Today, my wife caught our six-year-old son peeing in the bathroom sink. He pulled his little stool up in front, that he uses to brush his teeth, and was peeing in the sink. When we asked why, he said that he wanted to pee like a man, "like we do at football games." My son is using our bathroom sink as an urinal. FML
shouldve used a condom
Boys will be annoying boys
Today, I was under the impression that my kids would eventually grow out of wanting to watch me use the bathroom. Instead, my 7 year-old son attempted to pick the lock so he could watch me take a shit and make fun of me for it. FML
dogggg
Pune, India
Today, I caught my dog drinking from the toilet. After yelling at him, his apology was licking my face. FML
Anonymous
United States
When you gotta go…
Today, my youngest son, for the third time, decided that the toilet is not where he wants to go to the bathroom. This wouldn't be an issue if he wasn't also squatting in the yard to take a dump. FML
Lauren Davies
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Paper-thin walls
Today, I had to tell my 4 year-old, "I'm wiping my butt right now, I can't get you a drink. Please wait a minute." I distinctly heard my neighbor laughing through the bathroom window. FML
Top comments
OhDearBetrayal 25
He'll go far in life. I imagine him becoming a free living environmentalist because of his interest in reusable resources.
Psycho_Babydoll 26
Chin up, it would be worse if he was 14.
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OhDearBetrayal 25
He'll go far in life. I imagine him becoming a free living environmentalist because of his interest in reusable resources.
Punksister19 10
The new Bear Grylls.
Damn_Hippster 11
Or a dog
sens3sfailing 25
oh god, someone taught him doggy style.
Rancor 5
At least it wasn't gangnam style.
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
Heeeeyyy! Sexy lady!
AcroEsther 6
Well, time to explain some things to him...
slick5880 22
But mom Bear Grylls drinks his own pee on TV. Why can't I?
beachchick9498 5
"Son. You are not a dog."
captainObviously 15
His new nickname:Swirly
Punksister19 10
Nice.
RvidxrKlvn 8
I think you hit home with a lot of people here.
oj101 33
That is actually adorable. I don't know why you got a lot of thumbs downs #3
captainObviously 15
Theres alot of haters out there.
SmosherMe 6
70, how is that "adorable"? Its funny but certainly not adorable.
Psycho_Babydoll 26
Chin up, it would be worse if he was 14.
iop330 22
Or if it was "full" let's say.... :/
Bakarra 22
Buy him a dog bowl and teach him to drink out of that. then when he comes of age you can take pictures of him and put them on his Facebook wall and then he will stop
peppermintpink 11
Do you have a dog that he is trying to copy??? Isn't it tough for a little person to reach the water in the pot unless he is upside down in it???
Werken247 14
Do you always put three question marks after each question??? Does it make the questions more exciting??? Is it a form of yelling??? OMG, why am I doing it now??? Is it contagious???
peppermintpink 11
It's my thing... Do we have a problem???
ChaoticBacon 6
I don't know. Do we???
fml121785 14
They probably have one of those blue things in the tank and it looks like blue raspberry Kool-Aid to him! lol
TheZee 12
"Been there, done that" - cat speaking
perdix 31
I can only imagine how many times you haven't caught him ;)
skoob1 12
that is the question every mother wants to know ;)
TheCandyHater 7
what's with all the winky face's ;)
TheCandyHater 7
*faces. Please don't judge me.
MrBoredomioo 18
Wow Perdix made a good comment that is almost serious
SuperDanielNL 23
Staying hydrated is important, even for toddlers.
Imhere4fml 24
By any chance, were you caught at the toilet head in one night?