Today, my son pooped in his diaper and managed to somehow take it off without my knowledge. He then sat down on the carpet and imitated a dog with worms, all the way down the hallway, through the living room, and into my bedroom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my son took a nap quietly for the first time ever. As I went to wake him up, I realized why. A previously poop-filled diaper came flying at me when I opened the door. FML
Today, my 3-year-old came to me very excited because he had gone to the bathroom by himself for the first time. What he did not tell me was that he had shit on the floor, and when I went into the bathroom to check, I slipped on a turd and knocked myself out on the sink. FML
Today, I got a call from my five-year-old son's principal. My son had pooped in the schoolyard, then gave the teacher a Ziploc bag, and commanded her to pick it up. He said he was trying to imitate our dog. FML
Today, my 2-year-old son figured out that if he takes his pull-up off and DOESN'T go on the potty, he can pee all over things. FML
Today, I went out on the porch to smoke a cigarette and then my two year-old son locked me out. I didn't have my cellphone so while I was waiting for my husband to get home, he pooped, smeared his poop all over the floor and glass door, then tried to "mop it." It was literally a shit show. FML
Today, I had explosive diarrhea. I got off the toilet to change my 3 year-old's poopy diaper. He was being stubborn, so I was going to go back to the toilet, which is when he laid down. I thought I could do it. I couldn't. He ran around diaperless as I ran back to the toilet with liquid shit running down my leg. FML
Today, my 5 year old-son and I went out for a walk. As I was looking in a shop's window display, I turned around to see my son pooping into an open manhole on the street. FML
Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML
Today, I was washing dishes while my 2-year-old was napping… or so I thought. When I finished and went to check on her, I found she'd taken off her diaper and smeared poop all over the carpet. She must have been up a while because it was everywhere. I spent the next hour scrubbing. FML
Today, I took a shower while my two-year-old slept. In the 30 minutes it took me to shower, get dressed, and go back to his room, he had woken up, taken his pants and diaper off, and smears crap all over himself and his bed. FML
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sammichbitch 0
that's actually ******* hilarious
SoNotForYou 5
if he's young enough to wear a diaper you should know what he's doing at all times
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Comments (131)
nicooface 0
That's gross, I'm sorry.
1800getalife 0
so your carpet is now brown in color?
connor6982 0
u should have been watching
Averizzle 0
Take pictures and show his gf when he is older to piss him off.
Lethario14 0
lol that's funny!
Mirequetz 6
So then treat him like a dog and rub his nose in it.
rebornhunter25 0
wow that child needs to be disiplined totally unacceptable I feel for you
NeonWar__ 0
if the kid's still in nappies he won't know any better. c'mon like.
maa_rico 4
fake fml
zana_fml 0
dogs with worms do not scoot. dogs with anal glands that need to be cleaned scoot.
Frank155 5
LOL 1
phuckurlyfe 0
I agree...watch ur child.
Byrdd 0
wow maybe if u stopped playing bejeweled ud kno he took his diaper off.
epictrollathon 0
W I N !
tnae2 0
you should have wiped his nose in it, he might not get a gf
jme89 0
I like your pic#50
d2r 0
lol
intint50 0
#21
blahbbb 0
LIKE!
sammichbitch 0
that's actually ******* hilarious
nibawan 0
should have recorded it. instant YouTube hit!
marine10_fml 0
that's weird
Kar98 6
And as if this wasn't bad enough, you're living in Tyler, Texas.
Invioletlight 0
You have a child. Why are you even surprised something like that happened? If you plop out a kid, stupid stuff like this occurs. I guess you didn't think of that when you considered having one, or worse yet, he was some kind of horrible accident.
intensitive 11
wow.
hanhanjr 0
so you against kids?
Enoch134 0
haha I thought you texans executed your young for being retarded
CRUZs_GURL1 0
yeah and your a retarded for saying stupid shit like that where are you from fruty land you little fag
Cristaderzi 0
Lol I know right!!
Filitov 0
No, we tie them to our horse by the ankles and then have the horse drag their ass around for a while. =_=
dugumit 0
well next time get pull yourself away from the tv long enough to check your kid.
wendywuhu 2
isn't it amazing how quickly kids can do stuff that takes hours to clean up?
Invioletlight 0
@Enoch Lol that made me laugh......Texans are crazy.
ninafea 0
I'm not crazy
lawless15 0
At least he didn't paint tobmatch the carpet?