Today, I got mad at my 4 year old son for cussing me out. Afterwards, I went upstairs to get ready for the day. When I came back downstairs I found him pooping on my brand new leather couch. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my son pooped in his diaper and managed to somehow take it off without my knowledge. He then sat down on the carpet and imitated a dog with worms, all the way down the hallway, through the living room, and into my bedroom. FML
Today, I went out on the porch to smoke a cigarette and then my two year-old son locked me out. I didn't have my cellphone so while I was waiting for my husband to get home, he pooped, smeared his poop all over the floor and glass door, then tried to "mop it." It was literally a shit show. FML
Today, after explaining to my four-year-old why our new puppy was peeing on things to mark his territory, my son decided to follow suit and pee all over our house. FML
Today, my four-year-old son decided to bite my butt during prayer at church. The entire sanctuary heard me instinctively swear at him. FML
Today, after getting home from my morning run, I found my brand new leather couch with scratches all over it and smelling of cat piss. I don't have a cat. FML
Today, my son drew in Sharpie all over the wall, so I spanked him as punishment. When my boss came over for dinner, my son shouted, "Daddy made me take my punishment in the butt." FML
Today, I caught my 4 year old son yet again trying to drink out of the toilet. FML
Today, while teaching at a daycare, a child came up to me and asked if he could go to the bathroom. Obviously, I said it was fine. He then pulled his pants down, and pee on my brand new shoes, and all over my leg. FML
Today, I came home from a relaxing, peaceful vacation. When I got home my 4-year-old son was free-balling with poop all over his body, screaming "Bob the Builder will kick your ass." The baby sitter is nowhere to be found and I can't get him to stop saying, "I love ass." FML
Today, I spent two hours convincing my 3-year-old son that he can't poop on his 4-month-old brother out of retaliation for the baby pooping on him. He did it anyway. FML
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Amburito 0
Woop his ass! That kind of behavior is unacceptable :l
whitesox365 0
You rack disciprine!
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Comments (169)
darkmis1 18
It sounds like you let him get away with a lot. Try punishing him, so he knows what he's doing is not allowed.
Iknoweverything 29
71, would you suggest they DON'T discipline, just in case it's too much? Kids who rebel don't always do it because they were disciplined "too much. Sometimes it has to do with the fact that they were never disciplined at all, and when the parents finally try to do it, there's no point in respecting it. By the way, washing his mouth out with soap is an acceptable form of discipline without doing it "too much." Even parents who are against spankings can agree on that type of punishment.
DomoLaDii 8
u better teach your kid not to misbehave..... hes gonna be TROUBLE wen he's older...
turtlenomnom 0
I'd bitch slap the disrespectful dumbass
katemonsterrr08 0
stick his nose in it & put him outside.
Flocka_23 14
At least it's leather
HushHushKeeKat 0
Next thing you know, he'll be ******** in the neighbors' mailboxes.
KillSwitch96 18
I'm only 15 and even I can say this... Maybe he wouldn't do that if there was some discipline involved when he does that kind of stuff... And how did your 4 year old son learn all of the words to cuss you out? Hmm? Bad parenting much? I think so! FYL but YDI too...
chicfuzzball 0
God dam no one knows how to raise a child gotta beat tht ************ and then fun later
iMagzzzy 0
*Im gonna get back at that ******* bitch by ******** on our brand new couch!