Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was kicked in the crotch. The girl who did it thought I was her ex-boyfriend. I'm a girl. FML
Sica
France
Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
Anonymous
Ninja skills
Today, my sister kicked me up the ass with such precision that I’m still bleeding from my asshole where the toe of her shoe tore the skin. FML
gassy
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
United States
Toot toot
Today, I had my new boyfriend come over. Within five minutes of him arriving, I accidentally let one rip. Shocked, I quickly tried to explain it away with, "That was my shoe." I was barefoot. FML
UkuleleTime
Garner, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after walking in on my roommate, I found out that pleasuring yourself with a shoe is a thing. It wouldn't have been so bad if the shoe hadn't been mine. FML
man down! man down...
Ottawa, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Change it!
Today, I had sex with a friend. It was really good too! Until she kicked me in my right nut while changing positions. FML
flopsy
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
A tale as old as time
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
luckygirl
Zagreb, Croatia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I gave my virginity to my boyfriend. All I got in return was rug burn and an infection. FML
solomantis
Norway 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was trying to wiggle my boxer shorts off to get it on with my girlfriend when my knee hooked on the elastic band. I was anxious to get started, so I used force and ended up kneeing my girlfriend in the crotch. FML
Anonymous
Rochester, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Rough
Today, I lost my virginity. We did it on the floor in my step-sister's room, and the entire time he kept pushing my head into the carpet. I lost my V-card but gained rug burn on my face that looks like a fatal disease. FML
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emerluvsu 6
That's the most original fml I've ever heard.
123zc1 3
Omg I almost died laughing
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juan1 0
Lucky shoe.. Lmao
someoneO_O 4
XD This made me LMFAO...i almost peed myself idk why it struck me as so funny.....fyl ..sounds painful...i was standing on a stool once and somehow it turned completely upside down as i was falling and i landed on the end of the leg....nothing, as far as i know, ..."popped"....maybe i was too young...painful as all hell though...
LilaBear 2
No big deal, really. Lots of girls get their hymens broken from all sorts of things - gymnastics is a pretty common one. Oh, and it doesn't mean you've lost your virginity.
blancheyy 0
You don't lose your virginity just cause your cherrys been popped hope you know that
hotmomma3 0
That's impossible.
d3derekwalker 0
This is great! Hey atleast you don't have a lame excuse for being a virgin!
cetlawizard 15
And I suppose you're a 21 yr old who "just" looks like a 13-15 yr old.....yeah, that's what I thought. I could see you lying about your age if you were a 30-50 yr old woman, trying not to "look" like a cougar.....so pretentious.
deviable 9
You cam break your hymen horse back riding or doing gymnastics. I'd hardly call it "losing your virginity", that just seems melodramatic.
taurusxdee 10
You can't lose your virginity to an inanimate object. Virginity is purity, you lose it to a person. Yallz is stupid! Lol=]
angelheart4991 7
is that even possible?
16rrpass 0
What does popped my cherry mean?
ZoeElizabeth 0
It means a female's hymen is broken, usually through sexual intercourse but can be broken by being kicked, doing gymnastics or other similar activities, or even on a tampon.
ZoeElizabeth 0
Sorry I'm not trying to b*tch here but if your on this 18+ app shouldn't you know what that means?