Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was kicked in the crotch. The girl who did it thought I was her ex-boyfriend. I'm a girl. FML
Sica
France
Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
Anonymous
Ninja skills
Today, my sister kicked me up the ass with such precision that I’m still bleeding from my asshole where the toe of her shoe tore the skin. FML
gassy
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
United States
Toot toot
Today, I had my new boyfriend come over. Within five minutes of him arriving, I accidentally let one rip. Shocked, I quickly tried to explain it away with, "That was my shoe." I was barefoot. FML
UkuleleTime
Garner, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after walking in on my roommate, I found out that pleasuring yourself with a shoe is a thing. It wouldn't have been so bad if the shoe hadn't been mine. FML
man down! man down...
Ottawa, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Change it!
Today, I had sex with a friend. It was really good too! Until she kicked me in my right nut while changing positions. FML
flopsy
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
A tale as old as time
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
luckygirl
Zagreb, Croatia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I gave my virginity to my boyfriend. All I got in return was rug burn and an infection. FML
solomantis
Norway 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was trying to wiggle my boxer shorts off to get it on with my girlfriend when my knee hooked on the elastic band. I was anxious to get started, so I used force and ended up kneeing my girlfriend in the crotch. FML
Anonymous
Rochester, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Rough
Today, I lost my virginity. We did it on the floor in my step-sister's room, and the entire time he kept pushing my head into the carpet. I lost my V-card but gained rug burn on my face that looks like a fatal disease. FML
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emerluvsu 6
That's the most original fml I've ever heard.
123zc1 3
Omg I almost died laughing
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CheeseOnTheSide 3
Hope you weren't cherry kicked by stilettos...
KnucklesDeep 5
You are still a virgin, and you better be pretty or the odds are very good you'll remain a virgin for a long time.
cupcakemonster12 0
Honestly that's a bitch move alot of not 100% pretty people have sex before the "hottest girl on the neighborhood or school" I'm average and I'm sure some of the bitches as I like to call them haven't had sex once simply because I found love before they stopped hopping around.. And they still do
dakota_nikole 0
That's very odd.
varkey 7
You're still a virgin (although that will be less believable to whoever you sleep with in the future now).
angel1234567 10
Agreed
cetlawizard 15
Only if they are ignorant, will they not believe her. I don't know why guys and gals assume that if a woman "doesn't bleed or have a painful 1st time" then they aren't virgins.....only ignorant people or idiots would believe such nonsense. In fact, some women are born without a hymen or as everyone likes to call it, a "cherry"....either way, she is STILL a virgin until she has actual sexual intercourse; so please stop with the postulating that nobody will believe her.
dailydreamer 0
How hard did they kick you??
screamo_neve 12
Obviously hard enough to break her hymen... Duh
Taurus_ChicKa 37
OMG I'm sorry OP but I'm laughing so hard at the comments! Well, the FML itself was funny too, just the way it was worded. But as several people have already said, you're still a virgin unless you have sex. But still, OUCH!
iMagzzzy 0
Did he ever call?
Barrientos432 5
Cooter kick!
zenti 2
What are you girls doing to get kicked there? This is at least the third post in a few days in which the female OP has been kicked in the pubic region.
k9luver13 0
You didn't lose your virginity. Do you even listen in health class??