Today, I had threesome with my wife and her best friend. Now my wife is mad at me for sleeping with her best friend. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend and her best friend came home after a long night. They both hopped into the bed and were very insistent that I join them. I said I felt weird about it and slept on the couch. The next morning, my pissed off girlfriend said that they wanted a threesome but I killed the mood. Fuck, I'm an idiot. FML
Today, I finally agreed to the threesome that my husband has been trying to persuade me to have. We arranged it with my hot best friend, thinking I would be more comfortable with her. I ended up lying naked beside them, watching them have fun. FML
Today, my wife and I had arranged a threesome with a guy, but I was late home so they “had the threesome without me.” It’s not cheating, because I obviously knew she was going to have sex with him during the threesome, but me not being there makes me mad and I can’t coherently explain why. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to invite her best friend over for a threesome. This would've been the best day ever, had I not been at work while it was taking place. FML
Today, my wife asked if I wanted a threesome with her friend for my birthday. I couldn't tell if she was being sincere, or secretly testing me. I had such a bad panic attack that I passed out and went to the hospital. Oh, and she's mad at me now for "getting excited at the prospect of cheating." FML
Today, my wife wanted to have a threesome. During our honeymoon. With the maid of honor. I didn't sign up for this. FML
Today, my wife thought it would be fun to bring in one of her girlfriends for a threesome. Because of the friend, I now know what my wife sounds like when she's having a REAL orgasm. Five years and two kids into our marriage. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend started coming on to me. I was appalled, and told her she was a terrible friend. My girlfriend jumped out of nowhere and started crying. Apparently, her kink is watching her best friend and boyfriend fuck, and she's now mad I didn't go for it. What the fuck? FML
Today, I had a threesome with two girls. We'd hashed everything out and decided it would just be a one time thing, no attachments. It was great, but afterwards they both got mad at me for not trying to date one of them, and then accused me of wanting the other friend more. FML
Today, my best friend is mad at me for "letting my paranoia ruin her relationship." I've been telling her for months now that I don't trust her boyfriend's female best friend, but she never listened to me. Guess who I caught in bed together a few hours ago while my best friend was at work? FML
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RichardPencil 32
In the words of Admiral Akbar, "It's a trap!!!"
Brightside86 31
Its funny that people who only think "0" moves ahead are a thing.
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Comments (7)
Brightside86 31
Its funny that people who only think "0" moves ahead are a thing.
RichardPencil 32
In the words of Admiral Akbar, "It's a trap!!!"
Chazzster 32
In human terms three is an unstable number. No matter how it starts, it usually devolves to two against one. One person usually winds up feeling left out or slighted.
slkeithh 14
I sincerely hope she isn't necessarily mad at you, OP, or feeling like you did anything wrong. It sounds like a mutually consensual agreement and it's totally possible she ended up feeling a certain way that she didn't plan for. She could just be mad at herself and the situation. If you did what was asked of you, and didn't overstep any boundaries, don't feel guilty. However, she may be now dealing with a harsh "wake up call" and it feels easier to blame someone else to explain for her mixed emotions. Give her some time and assure her it was an event you two shared *together* and don't have to repeat it. Growing lesson for all.
JackWood 21
And you thought what? A threesome with another woman was going to help your marriage?
Jon Tessler 14
since you obviously didn't discuss boundaries before the threesome, it is your fault. any time you bring another person into an existing relationship, you need open and honest communication between all 3 participants, as to what each person is comfortable with.
phile 15
Depends if its a fml or not, who was the one with the idea