Sica
France
Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
????
United States
Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML
Anonymous
Right in the feetsies
Today, while demonstrating to my wife how I broke my big toe, I broke the little toe on the opposite foot. FML
Unlucky
United States
Today, as I got up from the couch, my computer, which was next to me, fell on to my pinky toe. It fell just so that the edge of it cut my toe open. I cursed, and hobbled toward the bathroom to get a bandage. As I'm going into the bathroom, I stub said toe on the door jamb. FML
billy
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Wellesley Hills, United States
Ouch
Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML
flipflap
Today, I tried to get a piece of glass out of my big toe. After an hour of poking and prodding, I finally got it out only for it to fall on the floor where I couldn't find it. Not five minutes later, I stepped on it again. FML
Maju
Netherlands
Dumb, but relatable
Today, I hit my toe against a table. Out of frustration, I kicked the table and broke my little toe. FML
chloeleigholivia
Birmingham, United Kingdom
Today, being the clean freak that I am, I bought an expensive pair of 'mop socks'. As I walked upstairs to show everyone, I slipped on the corner of the bottom step and landed on my face, breaking my toe in the process. FML
laurenasabutton
Nottingham, United Kingdom
Today, I dropped my suitcase on my toe. Don't worry, it was already broken. FML
Butters
Lathlain, Australia
Couch fights!
Today, it's my wedding day. I broke a toe on the couch while turning on the lights in the hotel room. FML
Anonymous
Blackpool, United Kingdom
Today, I was clipping my nails. When I got to my toenail, the whole thing somehow ripped right out. I'm in agony. FML
Top comments
Calyx_fml 22
That is toetally a leg-itimate fml.
Frankietodamizza 0
sounds as though you should go commando
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Comments (164)
mevamelia 1
HAHAHAH
springer937 13
That sounds horrible
SkoomaKi 28
Dumbass, I guess just try and be more careful next time?
Cad6 24
#1 show some sympathy you jackass.
iamyummylicious 14
Why show sympathy? It's pretty hilarious.
prettyboodoll33 2
Be a little more nice.!! She just broke her toe!!
JayJ17 7
Pretty your a liar and noone likes you, just shut up. And #1 you probably got horny to this FML
Hearon20 0
It's just a toe... Anyways, how hard did you have to pull to make that happen? Lmao.
SwaggerMelon 6
99- That's what she said.
zack11742 7
125 weak...
KittySaysMoo 6
Wouldn't it have been your big toe? Or were you putting your leg in the opposite hole? If so you should've seen that coming :D
holagurl15 11
Thought that only happened in movies..guess I was wrong.
77777771 12
I don't think I've ever seen that in a movie.
desireev 18
I see that in alot of romantic-comedy movies. The woman is putting on her clothes after they had sex. She, dramatically, trips big-time from putting on her panties. Normally, the woman falls somewhere next to the bed, into the dresser, or into the nightstand lamp.
Calyx_fml 22
That is toetally a leg-itimate fml.
Cad6 24
haha "leg" i see what you did there xD
zachherbert 10
That was way toe much humor for me.
zachherbert 10
Oh, didn't see the toe pun in number 6. It Achilles me too see I copied him...
KiddNYC1O 22
You guys really nailed those puns.
ninjaboy18 6
I wish I could come up with these quick witty stuff to say like everyone else..
ALpein 0
You can do it 132. Just gotta' put your soul into it.
slushpup9696 12
136 - Don't you mean "sole"? I mean you guys need understand the overARCHing theme here.
Shelta957 13
Maybe there to small for you...
holagurl15 11
*they're
Careful_Coyote 6
Also *too.
BostonBruinsFan 8
When a Grammer Nazi meets another Grammer Nazi, it is such a rare occasion. So rare, that in about nine months after, the start of a new gen of pure Grammer Nazi sadly, is born.
sonicgreg 12
When one Grammar Nazi meets another Grammar Nazi, it is such a rare occasion that what? That's an incomplete sentence.
BostonBruinsFan 8
42-Please leave, your too young to know what I'm saying
DocBastard 40
You're* Bring it on, bitches.
Jiplo 18
No thanks, I'd rather not start the War of the Grammer Nazis. But thanks for the offer!
Swiftly 0
119- Grammar Too late.
Shelta957 13
My grammar is so bad, that it created a grammar Nazi war :(
33loveyou 2
You grammer nazis bugg me who cares if there grammers ronge it not like people cant read the comment if there grammers ronge . ;)
Dukekamono 5
What is your picture of shelta?
Frankietodamizza 0
sounds as though you should go commando
Gothicbunnyx3 16
thanks for That awesome picture in my head. :)
thor89 0
It's a guy
MrSassypants 34
In that case it is even more awesome. *pushes glasses up with one finger*
RedPillSucks 33
A guy wearing panties? What did I miss?
tylersign 11
24- where did you read that it's a guy? Unless I'm missing something on my iPhone, I'm pretty sure it's a lady.
Jdog619 11
24 - Shame on you for forgetting to turn on your sarcasm font. You're confusing poor 143.
jimbob1718 2
Thong or other kind of underwear
nofearjenshere 12
why does it even matter? lol
Kill_Kayt 5
She said panties... So no it's not a thong it's panties... I think panties are much sexier than thongs anyway
GoW_Chick 15
I thought thongs were a type of panties, or am I wrong?
ScarletFever67 6
I hate the word "panties".
Enslaved 38
83, you're not wrong. Thongs ARE a type of panties.
RedPillSucks 33
Thongs were invented to remove "panty lines" on models. Or as cheap sandals.
Kill_Kayt 5
Thong is a type of underwear. Panties is used to refer to normal underwear. If you look up panty fetish you won't find pictures of girls in thongs...
greeneyedpothead 10
Why are you looking up panty fetish?
khaya 9
If you aren't blind then life is only gonna get worse for someone like you.
ItsTheKing 10
Look on the bright side. You don't need your little toe. My teacher told me that we will eventually be born without the little toe.
Riya2595 15
Nicely optimistic. :)
ImTheAlpha 30
Actually, you do need it in order to keep your balance.
jham13 0
It is actually your big toe that is your center of balance.
MaydayParadexx 18
Sounds like your teacher needs to lay off on Phil Of The Future.
Kill_Kayt 5
Both the big and little toe are very important to balance. I see people with out a little toe fall all the time cause of it.
nublets 12
Your balance on your feet is from the main part and only the big toe, the pinky toe is not needed for normal balance
newmandotcom 6
Does your teacher also believe that we evolved from apes?
murdersquirrel 15
74 - Do you? Do you see people without little toes fall all of the time? Where do you observe this, pray tell?
fmessiah 19
Time to strengthen your bones
fmessiah 19
Why vote me down? It shouldn't be that easy to break a bone.