Today, I walked behind a girl I hooked up with last weekend while she was on the computer in the library. I noticed she was looking at my Facebook page and got excited. Then I heard her say to her friend, "This is the one with the smallest dick I've ever seen." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was Facebook-stalking a really cute girl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the girl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML
Today, I looked at the Facebook page of the girl I really liked, and I saw that she'd written on her friend's wall, "Last night was the biggest mistake of my life." We hooked up last night. FML
Today, a girl from my college, who's been following me around for months, finally asked me out. Not being interested, I politely declined. Now she's convinced everyone that we hooked up and that I have an incredibly small penis. FML
Today, I got drunk and hooked up with some random chick. Later, I found out she's Facebook friends with my girlfriend. They used to be best friends when the girl was a senior. Small world. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other, or so I thought. I heard her on the phone with her sister saying that I’m definitely the smallest dick she’s ever had, but the size of my bank account encourages her to overlook my shortcomings. FML
Today, I was on my girlfriend's computer. When searching on google, her browsing history popped up. The first thing was "Best positions for a small penis." FML
Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were hugging in the hall after school. This annoying kid I know walked by, and yelled, "Tiny penis!" at me. My girlfriend responded, "Yep." FML
Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML
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Top comments
maddcow 0
maybe her ****** is just too big
Melanie_fml 0
If it's 4 inches or bigger erect, don't worry about it. If it's less....seriously learn to develop other skills (though every man should anyway). Then you'll be 'that's the best p_ssy eater I've ever had in my life' instead of the small dicked guy. ;)
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Comments (132)
lolol182 4
owned
My2864 1
seriously your dick on facebook? facebook is a overrated site but theres no way in hell im visiting it now
iwuvwolfz 0
Are you asian? xD sorry racist comment
Youdumbidiot 0
Why the hell do you have a picture of your dick on facebook. Stop being such a fricken jackass
Iissosmart 5
read it again. she hooked up with him
iBurnTrees 6
wow read the fml kids. the pic of his junk isn't on facebook. she saw it when they hooked up. and now she is showing her friend what the guy looks like. DUH
Jeeesuuus 0
You fail 96
killface_fml 0
+1
yeahreally 6
buuurrrnnnn....
bestnameright 14
Lol yeah he's going to need some ice for that... Dang do you guys smell smoke? Whoa see that fire? I hear a fire truck now and the fire alarm!
LoveMeTURBO 0
teheehee
greatnt249 0
Bummer.
loveaddiction 0
That sucks! D: But, you know, size doesn't always count!
icall_BS 0
Are you ******* kidding me?
xFuZioN 0
yes, it always counts. always.
Vintage_Cola 29
^^^^^
Melanie_fml 0
If it's 4 inches or bigger erect, don't worry about it. If it's less....seriously learn to develop other skills (though every man should anyway). Then you'll be 'that's the best p_ssy eater I've ever had in my life' instead of the small dicked guy. ;)
Thekbking 11
note to others 4 inches is still an inch and some change under the average length.
Solano2580 24
#7 the average for a grown man is 6 not four, or just measure from your wrist to the tip of your middle finger
InfiniteSunshine 32
Actually no, the average size for a grown man is 5 inches, not 6.
maddcow 0
sucks lol
renae 0
oh snap.
April11 0
It's not how big it is it's how you use it :) Don't worry about that cow