Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was kicked in the crotch. The girl who did it thought I was her ex-boyfriend. I'm a girl. FML
Sica
France
Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
Anonymous
Ninja skills
Today, my sister kicked me up the ass with such precision that I’m still bleeding from my asshole where the toe of her shoe tore the skin. FML
gassy
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
United States
Toot toot
Today, I had my new boyfriend come over. Within five minutes of him arriving, I accidentally let one rip. Shocked, I quickly tried to explain it away with, "That was my shoe." I was barefoot. FML
UkuleleTime
Garner, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after walking in on my roommate, I found out that pleasuring yourself with a shoe is a thing. It wouldn't have been so bad if the shoe hadn't been mine. FML
man down! man down...
Ottawa, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Change it!
Today, I had sex with a friend. It was really good too! Until she kicked me in my right nut while changing positions. FML
flopsy
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
A tale as old as time
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
luckygirl
Zagreb, Croatia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I gave my virginity to my boyfriend. All I got in return was rug burn and an infection. FML
solomantis
Norway 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was trying to wiggle my boxer shorts off to get it on with my girlfriend when my knee hooked on the elastic band. I was anxious to get started, so I used force and ended up kneeing my girlfriend in the crotch. FML
Anonymous
Rochester, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Rough
Today, I lost my virginity. We did it on the floor in my step-sister's room, and the entire time he kept pushing my head into the carpet. I lost my V-card but gained rug burn on my face that looks like a fatal disease. FML
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emerluvsu 6
That's the most original fml I've ever heard.
123zc1 3
Omg I almost died laughing
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mitchn60 6
I knew a girl years ago who said she popped hers on the crossbar of her brothers bicycle.
sexijlow 0
So untrue!!
Joey44 15
Wait wait wait, so they kicked you so hard that their shoe inserted itself into your ******?
lazerus1974 8
It may be original but as an obgyn, I'll tell you she's lying!!! How sad you seek confirmation about your esteem online!!
WadeWilson_fml 6
You lose your virginity when you have sex, not when the piece of skin breaks in your ******. Common knowledge..
bluefairy_fml 24
Ouch, that must have hurt :( But it's not such a big deal, really. You are still a virgin until you have sex. Unless you live in some primitive African tribe, no one gives a damn about the state of your hymen. And this happens more often than you'd think. Basically all the 13 year-old gymnasts break their hymen from extensive practice. At least now you won't have that annoying little bleeding and pain the first time you have sex.
KatieOta 0
oh my god, lol. That's the funniest thing I have ever heard. I'm sorry Haha that must have hurt!
babycakess10 0
lmfao reading this made my day... is that even possible tho?
taptapa 0
I laughed ti it like hours
Razman201 14
Sounds like a FALCOOOO KICK!!! Thank God it wasn't steel capped...