Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was kicked in the crotch. The girl who did it thought I was her ex-boyfriend. I'm a girl. FML
Sica
France
Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
Anonymous
Ninja skills
Today, my sister kicked me up the ass with such precision that I’m still bleeding from my asshole where the toe of her shoe tore the skin. FML
gassy
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
United States
Toot toot
Today, I had my new boyfriend come over. Within five minutes of him arriving, I accidentally let one rip. Shocked, I quickly tried to explain it away with, "That was my shoe." I was barefoot. FML
UkuleleTime
Garner, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after walking in on my roommate, I found out that pleasuring yourself with a shoe is a thing. It wouldn't have been so bad if the shoe hadn't been mine. FML
man down! man down...
Ottawa, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Change it!
Today, I had sex with a friend. It was really good too! Until she kicked me in my right nut while changing positions. FML
flopsy
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
A tale as old as time
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
luckygirl
Zagreb, Croatia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I gave my virginity to my boyfriend. All I got in return was rug burn and an infection. FML
solomantis
Norway 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was trying to wiggle my boxer shorts off to get it on with my girlfriend when my knee hooked on the elastic band. I was anxious to get started, so I used force and ended up kneeing my girlfriend in the crotch. FML
Anonymous
Rochester, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Rough
Today, I lost my virginity. We did it on the floor in my step-sister's room, and the entire time he kept pushing my head into the carpet. I lost my V-card but gained rug burn on my face that looks like a fatal disease. FML
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emerluvsu 6
That's the most original fml I've ever heard.
123zc1 3
Omg I almost died laughing
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miss_priss24 4
You must have gotten kicked pretty dang hard.
Hannahrayne 0
Today, I asked a guy for his number. He said sure and took my phone to put it in. It wasn't until I got home when I realized my phone was gone and my friends new he stole it the whole time. Oh, and I didn't get his number.
ZoeElizabeth 0
Why do we care?
cupcakemonster12 0
Second bitch move I've seen today! That sucks.. If your friends didn't tell you they are jerks and he's not worth it
Btreasure 8
It could've been worse. It could've been some guy who was just using you
Holli611 0
most girls lose theirs to their bicycle ... at least you have a different story to tell ...
Bizenghastly 0
^-^ teehee! #72 said '"periods" ^-^ I'm sorry...I jus thought it was funny cuz they wer trying to be serious *hangs head in shame***
Lorus_fml 12
Fastest. Quickie. Ever.
Victoire_W 0
At least your ready!
sparklerainbow 5
I'm confused...how do you pop your cherry? and what is that? I'm a girl so I have no idea :) but losing your virginity like that is funny yet unfortunate...sorry
saidawhiting 14
The fact that you're a girl is the reason that you SHOULD know what "popping a cherry" means. The OP is also female.
kiraleann 16
It's just another way of saying you lost your virginity...so she's just saying that the shoe hit her at the right angle and with enough force to break her hymen.
COCKYmanUSC 3
Try explaining that one to your parents...
cetlawizard 15
PSN black blackout survivors UNITE! lol... I survived it too ....it sucked bigtime!
COCKYmanUSC 3
Try explaining that one to your parents...