Today, I was trying to wiggle my boxer shorts off to get it on with my girlfriend when my knee hooked on the elastic band. I was anxious to get started, so I used force and ended up kneeing my girlfriend in the crotch. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and things started getting pretty hot. That is, until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow, I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be amusing to sneak into my room and jump me in my bed. Too bad that when she jumped, one of her knees landed on my crotch. I haven't been able to walk properly since this morning. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and as I pulled out to finish I slipped and ended up punching her in the stomach, I came while she was writhing in pain. FML
Today, in an attempt to spice up our relationship, I tied my boyfriend up and did a striptease for him. I pulled my skirt down over my heels but tripped as I tried to step out of it. Not only did I pull a muscle in my leg but I elbowed him in the groin. So much for spice. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me a wedgie and got her sister to take a pic. My boxers broke. I had that pair since middle school. FML
Today, I was cuddling on the couch with my girlfriend when I started to tickle her, she asked me to stop but I continued. She had a reaction, and kneed me in the happy sacks. FML
Today, I ended up in an awkward position during sex and dislocated my knee. My wife accused me of doing it on purpose to criticize her for being too fat and heavy for sex. FML
Today, while doing aerobics in my room, I started doing really powerful Knee Highs. My cell phone fell out of my pocket while doing one knee high. As I looked down, I kneed myself in the face. I spent the next couple hours in the emergency room while the doctor told everyone my story. FML
Today, at work, I wet my pants. I had to throw my tighty-whities away. Since I didn't have underwear on, I chafed real bad and got a rash on my butthole and near my balls. I had to push my boyfriend off of me, all because it hurt too much to touch. FML
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Top comments
sireen 0
...you could also use your hands and pull them down
graciegirl 0
"so i used force" love the choice of words haha
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Comments (125)
sireen 0
...you could also use your hands and pull them down
whatastory 0
The more logical explanation is that he's a fatass who couldn't pull his boxers down, hence the wiggling...
Munkee 6
Lmao yeah, I'd think wiggling would take longer than just pulling.
xHaniffax 0
FYgirlfriend'sLife
iBimmer 0
YDI for wearing underwear.
iKaite 0
Dude, are you for real? Go back home, your mother needs some attention.
xHaniffax 0
IT'S A ******* TROLL. Why bother asking if they're for real? really?!
Young_Sparta 0
Op is ready for a sexy party!!
ashleymarie37 0
agreed...ouch =[
gothymama 0
Yeah! She should be posting the FML, not you! Poor girl! Next time, just pull them off with your hands!
Darth_Draco 0
haha wow, at first I thought you said 'and I used the force' and I was like, 'WTF? starwars freak much?' whoops, then realized my mistake. I feel so talented.
skisftw 0
so your saying your gay? becuz woman have pussys not crotches
Kelsey_709 9
#117 You are such a ******* asshole. Women do have crotches. He didn't say "penis", did he? NO!! And he SPECIFIED it was his GIRLFRIEND. Unless HE is gay for GIRLS, then you are wrong.
lizzilla8297 2
ydi for dating a girl with a crotch.
rookiegrl78 0
hehehe, sucks to be her :)
tkdgold03 5
haha I bet tht was unlike anything she's ever felt before.. well done :P
krazygirl100 9
so what is ur gf a man
HyperTek 16
You don't know what a crotch is huh.?
graciegirl 0
"so i used force" love the choice of words haha
zcalo 0
Use the force, Luke.
iKaite 0
Your sense of the force is strong.
KumoFF7 3
The force is strong with this one.
fxdxhk90 0
Actually, the force is weak with this one. Way to go Yoda.
jaay23 0
The force on her crotch was pretty deep. : )
Ed_Killer 1
And randomly, ''solo'' is in name (I know Han Solo doesen't have the force)
blue892772 0
afraid if you spent two seconds pulling them down the wind would go out of your sails so to speak? YDI for being a sloppy lover!
cpt_egon 0
haha... nice one!... but i guess that kinda ended the party right...
Yooh_Plus_Meh 0
It'd suck more if you were gay.. -Think about it.- Guess it killed the moment, or this wouldnt be an FML. She could think you were being kinky..somewhat..O_o.
sublime93 0
Lmao! That would suck (in reply to the first part of your comment)
gothymama 0
Maybe, but getting kneed in the crotch doesn't exactly feel great for a girl, either!
redrovaa 0
So 'kneeing' is the new thing? we're trying to get the women to think 70 pounds is perfect and then kneeing is sexy? Weird world ._.
wickawicka 0
i don't care what guys say if a girl gets hit in crotch it still hurts!!
mercilessadi 0
**** her hard like Tom is Neva come!!
Polionixon 2
Tell me about it i can still feel all the times that i slammed my crotch onto my bike bar when i was younger OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :/
adelaide_evening 0
I've been hit in the crotch before (like the other person said, the bike bar), and it's more like a moment of intense pain, and then it quickly goes away. I actually think it's one of the least painful places to get hit on a girl's body. Now if the guy said he accidentally kneed his girlfriend in her boob, THEN I think this would be a good FML.
metheonlyb 17
I never knew that it hurt for girl when you hit their crotch. I mean for guys it is a pain full hell [I had a couple of bad experiences in my Karate classes], but for girls. Man I never knew that.
0___0 9
#33 and #34 for me it would hurt more in my crotch than my boobs! who care about those :x at least you aren't sitting on/peeing with your boobs like you are in your crotch-area. & it depends how you are sitting because I've sat on a bar (like on the playground at elementary school) and it didn't hurt at all, but then on my bike it hurts really badly sometimes! It's either you don't really feel anything, or it hurts like hell. ;(
metheonlyb 17
So # 33 are you saying that it does not hurt much when girls get hit on their crotch?? You are totally contradicting what # 11 is saying. For guys it pains like hell for quite long. I remember when i got kicked on my balls by that asshole who was my sparing partner in karate classes and it was hurting for like 30 to 40 mins.
gtfwdr 0
i guess it depends on the girl...everyone's sensitive spots are different...but how exactly does this have to do with the FML?
Zoa_fml 0
I got kicked in the crotch back when I was a swimmer, they were pushing up off the ground a got me on their first kick. It hurt like hell, and my throat was tight for an hour after that!
CeCemor 0
Agreed! Try being hit there during kickboxing. Ow...
definitionof 0
just be glad it's not the other way around... you'd be out of commission for days