Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was kicked in the crotch. The girl who did it thought I was her ex-boyfriend. I'm a girl. FML
Sica
France
Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
Anonymous
Ninja skills
Today, my sister kicked me up the ass with such precision that I’m still bleeding from my asshole where the toe of her shoe tore the skin. FML
gassy
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
United States
Toot toot
Today, I had my new boyfriend come over. Within five minutes of him arriving, I accidentally let one rip. Shocked, I quickly tried to explain it away with, "That was my shoe." I was barefoot. FML
UkuleleTime
Garner, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after walking in on my roommate, I found out that pleasuring yourself with a shoe is a thing. It wouldn't have been so bad if the shoe hadn't been mine. FML
man down! man down...
Ottawa, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Change it!
Today, I had sex with a friend. It was really good too! Until she kicked me in my right nut while changing positions. FML
flopsy
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
A tale as old as time
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
luckygirl
Zagreb, Croatia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I gave my virginity to my boyfriend. All I got in return was rug burn and an infection. FML
solomantis
Norway 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was trying to wiggle my boxer shorts off to get it on with my girlfriend when my knee hooked on the elastic band. I was anxious to get started, so I used force and ended up kneeing my girlfriend in the crotch. FML
Anonymous
Rochester, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Rough
Today, I lost my virginity. We did it on the floor in my step-sister's room, and the entire time he kept pushing my head into the carpet. I lost my V-card but gained rug burn on my face that looks like a fatal disease. FML
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emerluvsu 6
That's the most original fml I've ever heard.
123zc1 3
Omg I almost died laughing
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shutterbug_brit 1
If that were true I'd have technically lost my virginity to my horse. I'd like to think it's not..
MissKrissy 5
I lost my "cherry" during track running in 7th grade it's not that big of a deal
screamo_neve 12
Well, you can't marry royalty now... :P
writergirl23 19
If you lose your hymen to something other than a dick, you are still a virgin. What happens to little girls who learn to ride horses and it breaks theirs? Have they lost their virginity?? No!
PancakesEqualLov 0
My friend lost it to a pole.
Acousticpixie14 6
Well...at least you didn't lose it to an asshole.
mitchn60 6
Well, you do and you are. ;)
Acousticpixie14 6
Um, grammar check?
kheartz 0
oh owch! this made me cringe. you musta got kicked pretty hard... :P
megaaann_fml 9
... The ****?
candypants86 0
I lost mine on a teeter-totter I feel your anguish
1_day_soon 0
aw maaan, thats sad :( sorry op