Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was kicked in the crotch. The girl who did it thought I was her ex-boyfriend. I'm a girl. FML
Sica
France
Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
Anonymous
Ninja skills
Today, my sister kicked me up the ass with such precision that I’m still bleeding from my asshole where the toe of her shoe tore the skin. FML
gassy
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
United States
Toot toot
Today, I had my new boyfriend come over. Within five minutes of him arriving, I accidentally let one rip. Shocked, I quickly tried to explain it away with, "That was my shoe." I was barefoot. FML
UkuleleTime
Garner, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after walking in on my roommate, I found out that pleasuring yourself with a shoe is a thing. It wouldn't have been so bad if the shoe hadn't been mine. FML
man down! man down...
Ottawa, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Change it!
Today, I had sex with a friend. It was really good too! Until she kicked me in my right nut while changing positions. FML
flopsy
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
A tale as old as time
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
luckygirl
Zagreb, Croatia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I gave my virginity to my boyfriend. All I got in return was rug burn and an infection. FML
solomantis
Norway 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was trying to wiggle my boxer shorts off to get it on with my girlfriend when my knee hooked on the elastic band. I was anxious to get started, so I used force and ended up kneeing my girlfriend in the crotch. FML
Anonymous
Rochester, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Rough
Today, I lost my virginity. We did it on the floor in my step-sister's room, and the entire time he kept pushing my head into the carpet. I lost my V-card but gained rug burn on my face that looks like a fatal disease. FML
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emerluvsu 6
That's the most original fml I've ever heard.
123zc1 3
Omg I almost died laughing
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Levini 0
Someone has a shoe fetish?
JilliJawbreaker 0
I lost mine to putting a tampon in for the first time yesterday and I fainted. Three times. I feel your pain somewhat.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#247 You can't lose your virginity from putting in a tampon. You have to have sexual intercourse.
cetlawizard 15
First off, why didn't you just use a pad instead? And secondly, are you saying you lost it 3 times or you fainted 3 times? If you fainted the first 2 times, then WHY go for a third? Tampons obviously are NOT for you, sorry to say...you could cause yourself some serious medical issues down there using them, or maybe you used a regular size when you should have tried the more slender type. Please check into it before you hurt yourself or possibly get TSS from them.
jamieexo 2
Does that mean you had sex with a show? How?
steelman112 1
I find that hard to be true.
slowedandthrowed 1
That blows!!!
BoredinCbus 11
You know your 'cherry' doesn't literally 'pop'? It's just a turn of phrase. Now, if it busted your cl** that's different.. and painful. Ouch.
cetlawizard 15
Actually it's "figure of speech", not "turn of phrase" and NO, they aren't the same thing, although some people believe that they are. Technically speaking, "turn of phrase" doesn't really mean anything, it's what people say who either don't know the term "figure of speech" or can't remember what "figure of speech" is called or by some people who lacked enough general knowledge to speak correctly & intelligently.
dagwoodsammich 0
No shit
RuleBritannia_fml 0
the comments on this crack me the **** up... it's a funny fml... laugh and move on
blinkingstarlet 15
well was it at least a special shoe?
wriptidez 0
you need to be seen by a doctor just to make sure you dont have internal bleeding sinxe you were kicked THAT hard