Today, I tried to jokingly hold the door shut so my friend, who I'd seen walking down the hall to our class, couldn't get in. It was funny, until my new teacher yelled "Open the damn door!" from the other side. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I was about to open a door at school, a student opened it and hit me. As I recovered and was about to open it again, someone else opened the door, hitting me again. Everyone laughed. FML
Today, a woman yelled at me for holding a door open for her. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to walk out of class 30 minutes early, only to find that the back door was locked. As I stood there like an idiot trying to get it open, all 200 people in my class turned to laugh. My professor stared at me. I then walked back to my seat, sat down, and unpacked. FML
Today, I was walking through the main lobby at school and I saw someone waving at me, so I waved back. Turns out she was just cleaning a glass door. I heard laughter behind me. FML
Today, in between the passing times at school, one of my classmates opened the door to my next class, so I turned to tell him thank you. Apparently, he was opening it for the teacher who was leaving. I collided with her and her very hot cup of coffee. FML
Today, I held a door open for a sweet old lady with a walker. After she went through the door, she turned and said, "That's not how you're gonna get into my pants, son." FML
Today, I was at a store when I saw a cute girl from my school. Trying to act cool, I went to hold the door for her. Too bad it was an automatic door. FML
Today, I started my first teaching job ever. As I was teaching, another teacher interrupted my class about 5 times because she thought it was her class. Not only did she ruin my confidence, her behavior caused my students to laugh at me. FML
Today, I went over to my friend's house. Her 5 year-old son answered the door and when he saw me said, "Oh great, it's YOU!" and slammed the door in my face. FML
Today, I accidentally shut the door on someone who was walking behind me. After he opened the door, I turned, looked him sincerely in the eye and said, "Suffering". I meant to say sorry. FML
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Top comments
Patriots21 14
You shall not pass!!
Taco_Bel_Rey 13
Apparently nobody chimed in.
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Comments (28)
Patriots21 14
You shall not pass!!
brenton490 19
And neither shall your grade....
ThatChamorro 17
The question is, did you let him pass?
hekinokuroihi 20
Did your friend just watch?
Marielle123 22
So much for first impressions
Taco_Bel_Rey 13
Apparently nobody chimed in.
Taco_Bel_Rey 13
Hey OP, at least you finally closed the goddamn door.
Lustig_Junge 16
No. It's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
shadypalmtree 20
Oh. Well in fact. Look at it this way OP, I mean, technically your grade isn't saved.
thefmlman2011 37
"Open the God Damn Door No"
Armeniangirl_fml 15
I chime in with a "haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door no!"
Lalala579121 28
That must be a pretty bad class if God himself personally damned even the door. Good luck, OP.
GhanArch 6
Always do a risk/reward calculation for your pranks. If the potential for hilarity doesn't outweigh the risks for screwing up, don't do it. Holding the door, unless you pair it with a gutsplitting GoT-reference, does not rank very highly on reward. Consider Reward -------- × hostility of enviroment= Should I? Risk
anythingrandom 23
HODOR! HODOR