Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML
Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML
Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML
Today, I volunteered to go get ice cream if I could use my mother's car. She told me to be VERY careful. Not ten minutes later, I hit a deer, which got up and walked off as though nothing had happened. FML
Today, I hit a deer with a rental car... which I had to rent because I hit a deer with my car last week. FML
Today, I got into a car accident. The guy wouldn't give me his information, but instead stood there saying, "Like a good neighbor, Statefarm is there." FML
Today, as I was talking to my girlfriend about how I need to find another job to be able to afford school next fall, I hit a deer causing about $3,000 in damages to my car. FML
Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I went outside and walked to my car, only to see someone had hit and run my car while it was parked. My insurance company deemed my car a total loss. The person who did this never got caught. FML
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Grimmerie 31
This is the single best FML ever.
s0m3guy2010 21
It obviously didn't have the doe to pay, so it is trying to make a buck.
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Comments (148)
Grimmerie 31
This is the single best FML ever.
gunmania0 12
I wouldn't say it's the 'single best', but it is bloody funny.
tylersign 11
Is it strange that I just imagined the deer jumping up onto two legs, walking over to the car, and having a conversation with OP? I'm normal.
kwchambers92 10
It seems like deer run out in front of your vehicles on purpose. They'll wait at the side of the road as you flash the brights, but they still insist you go. So as soon as you start going again, BAM! Rams the side of your car with it's head, and just walks off like nothing happened
EnEl_Infierno 15
It was Rudolph after him and Blitzen had a few to many and he feld the scene, before Santa found out and won't let him join any reindeer games.
thatssomeBS 9
31 - Reindeer Games? WTF does Ben Affleck have to do with this?
pinkdisco 3
47 - .......what?
Randuhh_17 4
You'd think deer would be more careful after the incident with Grandma...
xosportsgirl14x 8
22- they do it for the insurance money.
ShyAnn29 15
I had a similar thing happen, but it was a horse on the freeway, we (my family) herded it off the freeway with our car, then the horse kicked our car lol
ShakeMeDown 12
22- Jesus, you would know the exact event...
AKjonesy 5
How do you not understand the Ben Afflecreference??
AlvinToh 5
Oh deer..
ImFrackinBored 13
Dammit bambi...
thesoccerone7 3
Deer are out to get us. Anybody recall the story of the 3 deer breaking into a Pittsburgh bank a few years ago?
TheEmoSuperman 16
124 - no
OctoberRainfall 13
nice one ;)
tpm45 25
Indeed you are, 21. Normal enough to see the pink elephant in the corner.
ILoveEggnog 7
Try hitting a moose sometime. Not too many walk away from that.
Jesus_Christ69 0
Then why would he try..?
BigBacker 0
Believe it or not he used 'sarcasm' I know I know it's a lot to comprehend but if we stick together we can get through this!
TubaFTW 2
They just stand there... Personal experience...
StopDropNRoll 11
Idk many deer that have walked away from a hit and run either. That deer its a special one
koalatree 1
What the hell is wrong with you?
Ever123 0
I've hit a moose before. It was scary as shit!!!! I went into a concussion but everybody was ok.
beastin34 0
At least the deer is ok
BradyT918 9
Until the adrenaline wears off and dies.
Llamassss 21
Hopefully it's okay and OP didn't hit it too hard, but it probably has internal bleeding and will die in the wilderness.
bunny911 16
Hey, the coyotes have to eat too. Don't think of it as the deer dying of its injuries, think of it as assisted natural selection and a happy carnivore.
hardonforjesus 10
Both times I've hit deer, they have definitely not been ok
blondebrunette11 4
I like deer... :(
lifesucks1234567_fml 2
Awwww deer that sucks!!
leadrunner751 3
that's bad cuz the op can't even make it into a steak now
zen4681 8
It wouldn't be steak, it would be venison!
ddinspire6 10
I love how this is written!! XD
liveXyourXlife 0
Dude, I had that same picture as my profile pic. but I literally just changed it ! XD ^^^
Grimmerie 31
How enthralling. Do go on.
ddinspire6 10
Niceee!! I like funny cows...
liveXyourXlife 0
Yep.
liveXyourXlife 0
who doesn't like funny cows!?
tsim_fml 0
26 - my uncle says that about everythi...... wait... Mike? is that you?
CryMoreFMLs 15
Wheels on the bus go 'round 'round 'round...
Freeze_fml 17
Collisions usually kill them. No health insurance either.
thatssomeBS 9
32 - We don't have to give them a Social Security number, they can steal one just like the rest...
iam_yummylicious 12
IDK. The one time I've hit a deer it just ran off... I hit going 45MPH. My car was dented in with a little bit of blood. Maybe it died somewhere else =c?!
HideouslyHuman 10
Tragic.
kickazz16 15
Those deer can be so rude. I hate it when they prance around like they own the forest. Its all because of bambi.
kaprookie 3
I didn't have insurance OP, I'm really sorry OP. To be fair, my cars pretty ****** up too.
MwahFMLS 6
Dang Bambi, always getting in crashes.
Falassalond 16
I read your comment in Peter Griffin's voice, haha!
sydnee14 7
Thank you 56, I'm not the only one!!
s0m3guy2010 21
It obviously didn't have the doe to pay, so it is trying to make a buck.
Freeze_fml 17
Oh deer, I shouldn't laugh.
Grimmerie 31
Shut the buck up, you guys. We've herd them all before.
DHoffmann 9
34 - .. What?
Yetifoot 0
This thread is so much fawn!
Cobro 5
You guys suck at puns, I've herd these all before.
sillymcjews 0
fag
crimsonfyre 14
You get a like and you get a like and you get a like!
KVKdragon 26
Since when are Patronuses solid? ;)
t765234 10
I truly wish I could thumb you down multiple times for that (I do not hate Harry Potter, it is one of my favorite book series)
Lanceeden 12
I have bloody hogwarts as my display picture and I still thumbed you down.
abbyhoneywaffles 11
I'm confused as to why this made you think of Harry Potter.
jessthebest3 0
103- You obviously didn't read the books. Harrry's patronus is a deer. So is his mother and fathers. (Well his mothers was a doe)
megaaann_fml 9
Ha?