Today, I saw the guy I met on Tinder and went out with, only to be told “I’m not ready for a relationship, let’s just be friends” out on a date kissing another girl. I interrupted the date to rip him a new one for lying to me, only to be escorted out by the restaurant manager. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got blown off by my “exclusive partner” on the night of my birthday supper, only to find out he went on a Tinder date with my friend. FML
Today, I had a Tinder date with a girl who lied about her age; she was 22 but had told me she was 37. She used the word “like” seven times in the same sentence and and announced she expected me to pay her entire bill. I just walked away, so she threw a waiter's tray at the back of my head. FML
Today, during a Tinder date, the guy spent a solid hour talking about the Tinder date he went on yesterday with someone else. Honestly, I only stayed to the end because the restaurant was excellent. The guy was actually confused when I split the bill and didn’t want to have sex with him. FML
Today, I went on a Tinder date. Sort of. I got ready and went to the bar he'd chosen. I waited 15 minutes for him to show. We exchanged ”Hellos,” then he said he was going to grab a drink and walked off. He didn’t come back. Damn, was it the way I said, “Hello”? FML
Today, I went on a Tinder date that was going surprisingly well. After dinner, she excused herself to the restroom… and never came back. I sat there for 25 minutes before realizing she had texted me: “Sorry, I saw my ex here and panicked. Hope you enjoy the fries.” I did not. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML
Today, I went on a Tinder date with a guy who insisted that I go with him to his friend's house party to meet people and socialize, as I'm new to the city. When I got there, I realised he had invited two other girls as his date as well. FML
Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML
Today, I went to meet a guy that i had already started to be involved with at a bar. We laughed, kissed and had a great time, until he admitted he was just doing all of this to make his ex-girlfriend jealous. Guess who was waiting for me outside. FML
Today, a guy I've been dating for a year asked me to meet him for dinner and a couple of drinks. After dinner, he confessed that he's been seeing another woman and has decided he wants to seek a relationship with her. He then told me how sex with me is great, but he didn't want me to continue being "the other woman." FML
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poopface82 25
Not exactly proving him wrong, I see.
JuneBleeds4 20
Next time, mind your own business, be grateful they let you down gently, and move along.
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Comments (6)
copalolita 16
Sorry to break it to you, but something about you gave him the ick, or you didn’t use honest photos from the jump. Those are two of the most common reasons Tinder (online) dates don’t work. In general, guys aren’t honest about their reasons for not wanting to maintain the connection with someone. They use the “Im not ready for a relationship” line to soften the rejection. Of course he is, otherwise he wouldn’t be on Tinder to begin with! He just got to know the real you and decided it wasn’t the right match for him. And that’s okay. You’re not gonna be everyone’s cup of tea. The sooner you can come to terms with this, the sooner you can move on and find someone who does think you’re their cup of tea. Angry restaurant outbursts make you look childish and reaffirms his rejection towards you. Don’t do it again.
poopface82 25
Not exactly proving him wrong, I see.
JuneBleeds4 20
Next time, mind your own business, be grateful they let you down gently, and move along.
DLBL 23
Grow up, kiddo. Jeez.
roryab 8
take the hint he didn't want your ass and your aggressive nature might have something to do with it
BloodyButUnbowed 32
Sounds like he made a good call. 🤣