Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML
Today, someone backed straight into my car as I was hunting for a parking spot. I just got my car back from the body shop after a hit-and-run. FML
Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML
Today, I had my first car crash. I ran into a parked car and the owner saw it happen. I then accidentally opened my door straight into her car as well when I went to give her my information. FML
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
Today, I was driving home when a guy crashed into me from behind. I got out of my car and told him that I was going to call the cops. He then asked me if we could move to a corner because we were blocking the way, so we then got back in to move. I looked in the mirror to see him driving off. FML
Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML
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Top comments
Jimster1712 0
Double kill!
Tookie22 5
Screw it. 2 insurance claims. Fix that bad boy up. Time at the shop will suck but maybe it can be a good thing and go ahead ad upgrade.
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Comments (106)
Jimster1712 0
Double kill!
Xtra_Cheddar 3
More like *double b*tch slap someone*
EvilPotato 15
Killing spree.
thatpreppyguy 0
At least if they backed into you, they are liable by law to pay fees
Slily1212 5
Worst. Day. Ever.
StopDropNRoll 11
I would say double tap. Zombieland ^_^
stro88 6
Sounds like pay day.
PurpleButterflyy 4
same thing happened to me a month ago , grrrrr, I could'nt believe it.
TheCylonmaster 3
Its a conspiracy!
dre_bro11 12
OP, that's just the new way of meeting people. You back into their car, take their details, and it goes from there. ;P
FFPulley 9
Were they in the process of making a 12 point turn in a parking garage?
rexgar2000 10
more like "Double Points" get it?
flamerocker 9
Time to get a new parking spot! :D
truededication 0
r u hot?
That0therguy 4
Over kill
zachherbert 10
83- I think you burnt your toast.
False_Stupidity 42
69 - I saw that FML reference, looks like noone else picked up on it though... Good number BTW :)
hapetreefriend 1
Care package acquired (if you have warlord on)
Tookie22 5
Screw it. 2 insurance claims. Fix that bad boy up. Time at the shop will suck but maybe it can be a good thing and go ahead ad upgrade.
thatpreppyguy 0
No offense mate, but the 350z is a poor excuse to a sports vehicle ... You should invest in an AM or R8 ...
No_LoveMM 3
12 Are you trying to say he can't have a picture of his car on FML because you dont like the car?
sxe_beast 11
My brother's fiance has an R8. IMO its not that great.
CryMoreFMLs 15
I have a 12 year old pontiac minivan. All of you bow to my antique glory.
Jaxx66 21
Ha! I have a 21 year old Mazda Navajo >_> she still runs dangit! An could take the hit from those two cars backing into her. XD.
thatpreppyguy 0
My father has a db9 ..
xX_rawr_KiTTiEXx 0
*insert troll face here*
swasticop 0
-_-
CryMoreFMLs 15
*Insert logical statement about how you suck at trolling*
NomOnShroomz 14
*insert my penis in your mother's ******* Now that's trolling.
fearqc 0
Lmfao
saIty 17
Like a good neighbor~ State Farm is there. WITH A (insert)!
Bbhd05 0
With a new fender!
indielove 13
And can I get a hot tub!
NomOnShroomz 14
With a bag of weed! And can I get some blunt wraps too?
CryMoreFMLs 15
Don't forget the mini-cooler full of body parts!
THE_A_TEEN 28
With a new girlfriend.
xDMACx12 7
Microwave full of kittens
stacianichole 2
??? Kittens!!
flockz 20
kittens.
cicpjaky 6
Modern warfare 3!!!
zachherbert 10
54 & 61 picture win!
ThePokemonMaster 5
Level 100 Charizard
koolkat27 13
nationwide just stole your ride
Enigmax2514 7
Op, try to off that huge magnet you're carrying before leaving home? That should help
RodStar 0
What a pain in the rear.
CryMoreFMLs 15
Surprise bumper sex.
rexgar2000 10
it's not rape if you scream "Surprise!"
zachherbert 10
Some call it rape, but to me it's just pear jumbled up.
Mini_Pedobear 0
that's why you don't smoke..
indielove 13
Smoking has nothing to do with this FML.
swasticop 0
It has everything to do with this fml. Didn't you read the part where the second guy ran into OPs car because he dropped his cigarette?
GabbyCharityM 0
34 - You my friend, are on the wrong fml. If this is sarcasm, I apologize. There's no sarcasm keyboard.
muchagente 5
i guess you'll have fun trying to prove wich one caused what damage exactly... you might get a regular fml-column. that's what you get for standing in everyone's way, of course.
oxemilyxo 5
Damn. Double hit.
mattdm91 0
Why is this an FML? You're not at fault and their insurance will pay for the damage. Stop being a little bitch boy.