Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML
Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML
Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML
Today, I volunteered to go get ice cream if I could use my mother's car. She told me to be VERY careful. Not ten minutes later, I hit a deer, which got up and walked off as though nothing had happened. FML
Today, I hit a deer with a rental car... which I had to rent because I hit a deer with my car last week. FML
Today, I got into a car accident. The guy wouldn't give me his information, but instead stood there saying, "Like a good neighbor, Statefarm is there." FML
Today, as I was talking to my girlfriend about how I need to find another job to be able to afford school next fall, I hit a deer causing about $3,000 in damages to my car. FML
Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I went outside and walked to my car, only to see someone had hit and run my car while it was parked. My insurance company deemed my car a total loss. The person who did this never got caught. FML
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Top comments
Grimmerie 31
This is the single best FML ever.
s0m3guy2010 21
It obviously didn't have the doe to pay, so it is trying to make a buck.
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Comments (148)
lollipop77_fml 6
You wrote that FML amazingly! Made me chuckle. Do hope you're okay.
PuffDaddy395 3
It doesn't matter. I bet he didn't have insurance, anyways.
rubberduckie72 4
lets not feel to sorry for the deers. they actaually emd up killing liys if people
kiakia0131 23
Those damn deer are so rude! But really due, I understand. Hitting a deer sucks. I hit one when my friend and I were driving home from a night class. It decided to ram into my stopped car one last time before it hobbled off into the woods. It was mad scary being in an area with no cell service and a potentially totaled car. Thankfully, it was just really dented.
hateevryone 15
well you know how deer can be. lol
tj4234 36
I do know deer, I live in a country where there are probably as many deer as people. In fact I used to look after baby deer. You can see them in enough time to stop if you are looking. Regardless of whether they are coming out of a field or the woods. Yes it is of course harder to see them in the woods and in the fields, but you can still see them. A local knowledge helps too of course, they tend to be in certain areas of the countryside. I should also point out that I have lived my entire life in the countryside. I also drive daily.
tj4234 36
this was a response to #51 btw.
BloodyMary666 24
I love the way this FML is written xD
bonez519 3
at least u didnt kill the poor thing :)
u_mad_bro_fml 13
LOL
KiddNYC1O 22
Reminds me of the Family Guy episode with the deer Peter hit. "Uh, it is best if I just get your insurance information."