Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML
Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML
Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML
Today, I volunteered to go get ice cream if I could use my mother's car. She told me to be VERY careful. Not ten minutes later, I hit a deer, which got up and walked off as though nothing had happened. FML
Today, I hit a deer with a rental car... which I had to rent because I hit a deer with my car last week. FML
Today, I got into a car accident. The guy wouldn't give me his information, but instead stood there saying, "Like a good neighbor, Statefarm is there." FML
Today, as I was talking to my girlfriend about how I need to find another job to be able to afford school next fall, I hit a deer causing about $3,000 in damages to my car. FML
Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I went outside and walked to my car, only to see someone had hit and run my car while it was parked. My insurance company deemed my car a total loss. The person who did this never got caught. FML
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Top comments
Grimmerie 31
This is the single best FML ever.
s0m3guy2010 21
It obviously didn't have the doe to pay, so it is trying to make a buck.
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Comments (148)
ChaosAngel17 14
Deer me that is quite the story to tell.
erik424 4
This is funny
foodlord 5
At least they weren't hurt...
cinderchan 2
is this a joke?
palahniukpaul 6
What makes you think this is a joke?
nemouisu 22
"Today, I hit a deer. FML." Which one do YOU like better??
heathz 9
you would think that deer would at least apologize.
gracetaylor 0
too true!
palahniukpaul 6
Ain't that the truth
leadman1989 16
I'd be rude too, if you hit me with your car... :p
CryMoreFMLs 15
I'd be either... A) Cussing a storm Or B) Dead
kennedy516 0
Best FML ever!
yamikou 0
oh dear..
massacreman3000 1
you made me chuckle. this is my first fav