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Miss 35 years-old Single

Teamarie 11 August 2009, 15:21 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Never trust the messenger

Today, as I was driving my dad home, I got a text message. My dad, who doesn't want me texting while I'm driving, decided to read the text message to me. He began to repeat a message from my boyfriend recounting the amazing sex we had the night before. FML

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Anonymous 17 November 2011, 02:24 United States

Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

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