Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML
Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML
Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML
Today, I volunteered to go get ice cream if I could use my mother's car. She told me to be VERY careful. Not ten minutes later, I hit a deer, which got up and walked off as though nothing had happened. FML
Today, I hit a deer with a rental car... which I had to rent because I hit a deer with my car last week. FML
Today, I got into a car accident. The guy wouldn't give me his information, but instead stood there saying, "Like a good neighbor, Statefarm is there." FML
Today, as I was talking to my girlfriend about how I need to find another job to be able to afford school next fall, I hit a deer causing about $3,000 in damages to my car. FML
Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I went outside and walked to my car, only to see someone had hit and run my car while it was parked. My insurance company deemed my car a total loss. The person who did this never got caught. FML
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Grimmerie 31
This is the single best FML ever.
s0m3guy2010 21
It obviously didn't have the doe to pay, so it is trying to make a buck.
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Comments (148)
azidhsu 6
Oh deer, are you okay ?
TipOfTheHat 10
Wow, dinner meat on the run! Should hit him harder!
Jimboom 12
Stagnabit! If that was Homer Simpson then it would have been a real "DOE" moment. If it had been me then it would have been a Bucking hell moment! Could have been worse though. I saw a the remains of a little deer on the road this morning on the way to work. It got absolutely creamed. As in one leg on the other side of the road, remains all squished out like a pancake.. guts everywhere... ... anyone else hungry now or just me?
Okayitwasme 0
In Canada there is no such thing as a car accident. They are all called collisions. Something collided with your car or you collided into it. Trying to train us to understand no matter what it's human error and not an accident. (personally I think that's kinda dumb) a deer ran into the back door of my brother's car at night! How can that be his fault or classified as human error! He didn't miss judge anything! Good luck OP
Okayitwasme 0
My point being insurance companies can be real hard ass dicks about paying for damages you can't prove. So when the deer ran off ...OP will have to prove it!
MissMae93 23
I'm from Canada too. It's people like you who make others think us Canadians are dumb. So, in short, shut your piehole since nobody actually cares what you're saying, especially considering I've only ever heard it called a "collision" by a cop. Once.
jessthebest3 0
Seriously? I'm Canadian and we say car crash. Go collision yourself in front of a speeding bus.
florido_fml 10
You didn't go fast enough!
fangz_fml 6
Dear Mr Deer. Would you please pay my Car repair fee? Sincerely, the victim
elbishay93 0
Lol... It's cute how you put that. I give you props for that.:)
perdix 31
If the deer did stick around and whip out an insurance card, it's certainly a fake. Deer can't afford insurance -- it costs thousands of bucks!
43trauts 14
I see what you did there
Honestly_Lainey 21
That's what the damn deer get for partying in the middle of the road :p
rockinbecca2 4
Haha