Today, I volunteered to go get ice cream if I could use my mother's car. She told me to be VERY careful. Not ten minutes later, I hit a deer, which got up and walked off as though nothing had happened. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML
Today, I hit a deer. The worst part? Papa deer saw me hit mama deer, and proceded to ram into my car. FML
Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML
Today, I hit a deer with a rental car... which I had to rent because I hit a deer with my car last week. FML
Today, I crashed my car. I saw a deer getting ready to run into the middle of the road, and I was very sleepy, so I panicked and slammed on the brakes, causing me to lose control of the car on the wet road. After I hit a tree, I realized that the deer was a plastic lawn ornament. FML
Today, I heard the ice cream truck. Being the idiot that I am, I ran down the steps and almost immediately fell down them. I needed four stitches. I didn't even get my ice cream. FML
Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML
Today, I was heading home after getting off work at 5 in the morning, when a deer slid out in front of my car. Not jumped. Slid. Thanks, winter. FML
Today, as I was talking to my girlfriend about how I need to find another job to be able to afford school next fall, I hit a deer causing about $3,000 in damages to my car. FML
Today, I thought it was about time to learn to ride a bike as an adult. I wobbled down the street, lost my balance, and crashed into a parked ice cream truck. The owner yelled at me, and I was left with a bruised ego and no ice cream. FML
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Top comments
Tarlachia 33
You were supposed to ice the dear, not cream it with the car. Jeez.
CrazyTrainWreck 19
Oh deer their attack has begun. All across the world, deer are beginning their attempts to take over the world and rule over us. Eventually they will hunt us wearing bright orange vest and camo. And they will do this just for sport and mount our heads on the wall.
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Comments (11)
Mooglefox 24
10 minutes?!?! Wow, the longest a deer has stayed down for me after I hit it has been 5. You must have really hit the deer.
CrazyTrainWreck 19
He meant not ten minutes after leaving with the car he hit the deer.
CrazyTrainWreck 19
Oh deer their attack has begun. All across the world, deer are beginning their attempts to take over the world and rule over us. Eventually they will hunt us wearing bright orange vest and camo. And they will do this just for sport and mount our heads on the wall.
Tarlachia 33
You were supposed to ice the dear, not cream it with the car. Jeez.
Tarlachia 33
I scream, you scream, we all scream OH DEER!
TheAprilWitch 22
Would you rather it had died?
RichardPencil 32
It probably died of internal injuries later. I hope that eases your resentment.
TheAprilWitch 22
Oooh
RichardPencil 32
I thought that would cheer up the OP.
GoogieWithers 25
Wow bet you are fun at parties.
species4872 20
Your lucky that you don't have kangaroos and wombats as well.
fantastamazing 10
Must be a small car. My mini van smashed one and sent it spinning off into the bushes
Lalala579121 28
That's something I would like to see.
flacamila 1
Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha I loved the title of your story u.u <3
GoogieWithers 25
A tongue twister and a title. Love it!