tomoxishigaki
United States
Today, I moved to California. Too bad the rest of my belongings didn't. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, I finished hauling all of my possessions from another state, because I was supposed to move in with my girlfriend. I was just waiting to find a job. Almost as soon as my stuff was delivered, she broke up with me and told me to figure out getting it all back by myself. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my apartment burned to the ground. I was packed and ready to move out tomorrow. FML
lostmystuff
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Livermore, United States
Coincidence
Today, I was moving to my new apartment. I left some furniture outside as I drove to dump the first load at my new place. When I got back, everything was gone. Apparently, today is the day the donation truck was coming around to take everything we don't need. FML
Need Clothes Now
Pendleton, United States
Today, I flew across country to college. My luggage did not. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my roommate was packing up her kitchen stuff as she prepared to move out. Apparently that included the majority of things I bought last week to replace all of her stuff she is taking. FML
busybuzzybee
United States
Today, my asshole of a roommate finally decided to move out. Not only did he take his belongings with him, he took some of mine as well. Including my dog. FML
sounds good mom
Katy, United States
Today, my mom took away my car, phone, dog, laptop and college fund because I told her she lets me down sometimes. I'm moving to Arizona for college in two weeks. FML
Tank
Canada
Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML
Meg
Today, we moved 2,700 miles across the U.S. to better our lives, with job offers and home options lined up. All of them were given to other people or turned out to be scams. FML
Lexxxiii
Stuck
Today, my friend informed me that I’m not moving in with him anymore, and that his sister is taking my place. Unfortunately, I'd finally gathered the money and a car to move out of state with him. Just when I thought I was going to get away from this hellhole, I’m sinking further into never leaving. FML
Top comments
kickazz16 15
Hey don't lose heart, it may seem frustrating now, but things will brighten up! Enjoy Cali!
Freeze_fml 17
Two FMLs in one!
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Comments (114)
kickazz16 15
Hey don't lose heart, it may seem frustrating now, but things will brighten up! Enjoy Cali!
BigBacker 0
So...you're nekkid? Haha
hollisterfreak52 1
I wonder where your luggages are :o
gpoquiqui 5
I wished I lived in California again... :/
chanta24 10
Welcome to the cool state.
amatayo 0
Ahhhhh...... You live in Cali now no matter what it's a good thing, welcome to paradise.
palahniukpaul 6
Cali sucks *ss
doubleea 3
It's because you're white
palahniukpaul 6
What does my race have to do with how bad California is?
doubleea 3
I meant pasty white*. My bad. Sunburn is a bitch
drawmesunshine 17
The short time that I lived in California, the weather was wonderful, but the people? Not so much :/ Have fun and make the best of it, OP.
StopDropNRoll 11
^ sounds like you met the wrong people :/
TraceCase_ 19
I spent a year there and met tons of great people...some of my favorite people ever!
plehning77 0
Yea california!!!!!! Best state ever.
Prizz94 0
You suck ass. :)
Freeze_fml 17
Two FMLs in one!
DynamicDave 11
FMLception?
palahniukpaul 6
Agreed with no 3
ShakeMeDown 12
25- Absolutely FMLception.
pancakerocks 1
in·cep·tion Noun:The establishment or starting point of something; the beginning.
TheresNoEffingwa 7
Why do you have to be a douche bag 72? Sheesh
pancakerocks 1
I ment no offence. Only to better educate. Being trapped in a basement from a tempting sign of "free candy" i have no connection to the outside world. You tend to lose the sence of what is and is not approprite to say. I appologize with my deepest sincerity.
pancakerocks 1
*meant. damn ipod
jas78cool 0
Hey don't worry....U will enjoy Cali so much that u will forget all ur Belongings....:)
KhronicSmoke 2
Damn your really pretty
liveXyourXlife 0
What happened to your stuff!?
Turner_22 0
I love your picture.
liveXyourXlife 0
thanks ;D
mathew17986g 2
You should go find those
Grimmerie 31
Join an Occupy camp and demand freebies from the government.
ShawnzieNstuff 6
Clearly you have never been to California
DynamicDave 11
California is one giant, unending fail.
Freeze_fml 17
The roads in California are interesting. Saw signs saying speed limit enforced by aircraft. Huge lane merging arrows as well, and warning labels for every stop sign.
thatssomeBS 9
36 - So that's why Cali is broke? They waste all their money on air traffic enforcement and road paint?
Freeze_fml 17
Possibly. I successfully evaded aircraft apparently. It sure would make a great episode for Cops.
KiddNYC1O 22
**** yeah, speed enforced by Harrier...
jsgunner420 0
This should just be "today, I moved to California, FML"
ChuckNorris141 0
That's what I was going to say!
cBlackout 13
'Today, I moved to the nicest state in the country. FML.'
Xo_CuPcAkLuVa_oX 6
67- Cali is definately not the best state in the country. There is so many things wrong with that states, maybe not in every town but in a few.
dompa2011 0
Gaaaay
ArmadasRebellion 1
67 Cali sucks one of the worst states
Sextonator 9
Atleast you live in Cali. Though it does seem a little procey to live there.
marmlr339 14
Hah. Move to Australia. Then you will see what pricey means!
FreshBeatz 0
Did your belongings move somewhere else? ;)