Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML
Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML
Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML
Today, I volunteered to go get ice cream if I could use my mother's car. She told me to be VERY careful. Not ten minutes later, I hit a deer, which got up and walked off as though nothing had happened. FML
Today, I hit a deer with a rental car... which I had to rent because I hit a deer with my car last week. FML
Today, I got into a car accident. The guy wouldn't give me his information, but instead stood there saying, "Like a good neighbor, Statefarm is there." FML
Today, as I was talking to my girlfriend about how I need to find another job to be able to afford school next fall, I hit a deer causing about $3,000 in damages to my car. FML
Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I went outside and walked to my car, only to see someone had hit and run my car while it was parked. My insurance company deemed my car a total loss. The person who did this never got caught. FML
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Top comments
Grimmerie 31
This is the single best FML ever.
s0m3guy2010 21
It obviously didn't have the doe to pay, so it is trying to make a buck.
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Comments (148)
GracieAndeFML 11
Deer me, that doesn't sound good. I don't have deers in my country (Australia) but they sound almost as bad as kangaroos!
ShazzRandom 7
I'm from aus and yes there are deer here :)
Nolnah 14
I said Lol out loud. then my grandpa scolded me...
jessimica642 8
Fail
arlo1024 0
Why would he do that?
death_dolphin24 0
71- he butchered the English language
thatKidzmOm 10
X-D
zdub12 0
Lmao
tj4234 36
doesn't matter anyway. If you hit a deer, it's your own fault for either not using correct observation or driving too fast.
unko_oa 0
You don't know deer do you? There fast real fast by the time you see them in the head lights boom that's all the time you have. Speed unless your going 15 mph even then you may not be so lucky.
U_all_suck 0
Wow obviously you have never driven in the country before they bolt out of the woods before you know it
mjacv2 5
Alright then, great observation. We could have all lived without that comment.
unko_oa 0
LOL. I watched 1 run full speed into a side of a moving car. Just like the mountain bike guy on Facebook that got taken out by 1.
t765234 10
That was an antelope, deer do not have giant curved horns.
sandySF 0
I literally just signed up for this thing just to make a comment on this!!!! Hilarious!!! Probably the funniest FML OF ALL TIME!!!!
AunteyN 4
That happened to me too!
maryam8869 7
hahahahaha like that :)
nefertiti89 6
op, u shud be happy the deer union didnt come after u to claim insurance ;)
wilsontws 18
OH DEER!!!