Today, as I was talking to my girlfriend about how I need to find another job to be able to afford school next fall, I hit a deer causing about $3,000 in damages to my car. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I hit a deer with a rental car... which I had to rent because I hit a deer with my car last week. FML
Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML
Today, I was driving home from another long night shift at work. I live from paycheck to paycheck thanks to the current economy and can barely afford rent. To keep myself positive, I thought, "At least my car is paid off." A deer ran out in front of me and totaled my car. FML
Today, at 4:30 a.m., I hit a deer on the freeway on my way to work. I've only had this car for 6 months and it's totaled. I had to wait hours for a tow. On his way to pick me up, my husband's radiator blew and his serpentine belt shredded. I also missed a day of work. FML
Today, I hit a deer. The worst part? Papa deer saw me hit mama deer, and proceded to ram into my car. FML
Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrecked our car. Now I can't get to work in order to make the money we need to buy a new one. FML
Today, I paid $2300 to a mechanic for fixing my car. It's also the day I got into an accident and totalled said car. FML
Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML
Today, I had the lovely experience of witnessing a tow truck cause a couple thousand dollars' worth of damage to my broken-down car. FML
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Sady_Ct 38
I bet you had no ideer it was going to cost that much.
bloopaloop 27
By “talking” to her, do you mean texting while driving? FML for the dear. I hope you saved the backstrap.
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bloopaloop 27
By “talking” to her, do you mean texting while driving? FML for the dear. I hope you saved the backstrap.
JWill 1
She was in the passenger seat... and I got the meat!
Sady_Ct 38
I bet you had no ideer it was going to cost that much.
s_ve 7
Maybe pay more attention to the road?
JWill 1
On a 2 lane road with oncoming headlights... deer ran out of the woods about 15 feet in front of car making it impossible to avoid :(
Baby_123 8
So sorry that happened I live in Canada.and they are invisible at night so if it was night it’s not ur fault
Suzi_d16 27
Surely that’s what car insurance is for?
Huldan MeGroyn 13
Some states do not require insurance. Also depends on if OTC/Comprehsive coverage is optional or available. Not to mention the dreaded deductible that likely needs to be paid
Gina Marie Lombardi 15
Texting and driving or phone call, either way distracted driving. Tg it was a deer you hit and not a person! And thankfully your alive to tell the story
JWill 1
She was in the passenger seat... was at night on a 2 lane road with oncoming traffic and headlights so impossible to see the deer :(