ugh
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
SCARRED
Kansas City, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
NO NO NO
Den Haag, Netherlands 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I came home a little earlier than usual, only to walk in on my dad frantically trying to remove a ballgag from my mom's mouth. FML
bob
United States
Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML
kikuhime
🌶️ Spicy
Oh, hello
Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML
Oh...
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Oh no…
Today, my grandma drove me home from school early because I was sick. I went upstairs and heard my parents having sex. Embarrassed, I ran downstairs and was about to leave the house when I saw a car pull into the driveway. It was my dad. FML
meeranda
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my dad came home from work early only to walk in on me and the boy I'm not supposed to be seeing having sex. Did I mention doggie style? FML
peaaaak
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my dad came round to the house. Looking rather pleased with himself he pulled out his phone, grinned, and chucked it over to me. I glanced at the screen to see a naked woman. He smiled and said "I tapped that last night". FML
madisonnkelly
Dallas, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was laying in bed facing my dad. In the middle of our conversation, I noticed he became interested in something behind me. I turn around to the sight of my mom lifting up her shirt, flashing her boobs. FML
chantelle
Sydney, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
I've seen things…
Today, I woke up early and went into the kitchen to get a Monster, and my dad was getting head from his girlfriend with no pants on. FML
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okieraider71 4
Glad they still have a little fire in their furnace!
dbs_fml 0
nekkid!
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perdix 31
I'm trying to decide which case would be more disturbing and mentally scarring: 1) Dad running around with a raging erection, pointing that thing at Mom, or 2) Dad running around with a limp dick flopping around wildly on each stride. After he freezes in his tracks after being discovered by the OP, the flaccid penis still makes a few flops until it comes to rest. I'm sure mental health care professionals will be needed deal with either scenario.
rosieuchiha 0
hahahahah...i still cant stop laughing!!!!
ImaginaryFoe 1
I didn't men could run and point at the same time so my mental image was floppy. Now that I've been enlightened, the first scenario is much more traumatic.
FYLDeep 26
I bet if they were as smart as you perdix, they wouldn't have been caught.
perdix 31
ImFoe, I'm so talented, I can "point" and comment on FML at the same time;)
kenzie15 0
bahhhahaha
mmastermetallica 0
fyl barely. worth it. be glad ur parents still like eachother!!
pfunk129 1
it's their only alone time and their house next time come home when you're supposed to.
jellyfishdelight 0
That's love
ColdGold 6
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
boosky51509 0
That is awesome....hey at least u didn't catch them in the act... And in my opinon playing cops and robbers while the kid is away is really fun
babyboo1592 0
I feel ur pain. my parents r crazy.
420smoke420 3
is your mom hot?
KurouTenshi 0
YDI for not realizing that at least 927482 things are more fun when naked.
sterrizzill 0
really. ur parents must still like each other and that's great!
perdix 31
Sometimes in a long marriage, it's hard to even muster a "like" when things like "love" and "lust" are just small specks in the rearview mirror.