Today, I woke up early and went into the kitchen to get a Monster, and my dad was getting head from his girlfriend with no pants on. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML
Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML
Today, I got out of bed, soaked up the beautiful sunlight, and went to the kitchen to make some coffee. I saw my dad rummaging through the fridge, shirtless and one ball poking through his underwear. I needed to see that about as much as I need ass cancer. FML
Today, my dad came home from work early only to walk in on me and the boy I'm not supposed to be seeing having sex. Did I mention doggie style? FML
Today, I awoke in the midst of the night to find my half-naked dad drunkenly arguing with the microwave. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML
Today, during the early hours, I got hungry and went to grab something to eat. I entered the kitchen, only to see my stark-naked dad sitting at the table, eating cereal and reading the paper. He just nodded at me and said, "Son." I think I need a new pair of eyes. FML
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Top comments
OrySoma 11
well you went for a monster but found a redbull instead 🤣
RichardPencil 32
Why does it matter that the girlfriend had no pants on?
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Comments (15)
phybreawptic 13
From a logistics standpoint it checks out. Merely pulling them down is a little restricting.
Kraths 16
I don't know why you are drinking an energy drink in the morning, but either way that is definitely not something you want to be waking up to
OrySoma 11
well you went for a monster but found a redbull instead 🤣
TheDanBexfield 26
Sounds like she was the one getting a monster.
RichardPencil 32
Why does it matter that the girlfriend had no pants on?
diraven 15
Maybe they just ran out of creamer
mekiswrite 21
Assuming that your dad had no pants on, it would be fairly uncomfortable for both parties to give/receive a ******** if the pants were still on.
Bogrbon 27
On this site, count yourself lucky and buy some brain bleach. At least it was his girlfriend and not yours.
Jonkbaby 23
NIIIICE!!!
jc1015 25
it's a little hard to get head with your pants on...just sayin